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1. “Wise Words by Wise Men Write Wise Deeds in Wise Pen” by LemonadeSnickers13

   Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Count Olaf/Original female chraracter
   • Esmé Squalor/Jerome Squalor
   • Olivia Caliban/Jacques Snicket
   • Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor
   • Count Olaf/Kit Snicket
   • Count Olaf/Reader
   • Count Olaf/You
   • Violet Baudelaire
   • Klaus Baudelaire
   • Sunny Baudelaire
   • Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Lemony Snicket
   • Jacques Snicket
   • Olivia Caliban
   • Esmé Squalor
   • Larry Your-Waiter
   • Count Olaf's Associates (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Arthur Poe
   • Duncan Quagmire
   • Quigley Quagmire
   • Isadora Quagmire
   • Carmelita Spats
   • Vice Principal Nero (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Jerome Squalor
   • Hector (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Hal (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Kit Snicket
   • Man With A Beard But No Hair (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Woman With Hair But No Beard (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Ishmael (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Dewey Denouement
   • Frank Denouement
   • Ernest Denouement
   • Justice Strauss (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Angst
   • more tags to come i hope
   • violence?
   • Idek what to put here
   • Whump
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt/No Comfort
   • loss of virginity (at some point ig)
   • if you know me irl no you dont :D
   • older dude/younger girly
   • kidnapping (not taken THAT seriously)
   • they did olaf so dirty my god i hope i give bro some justice with this
   • Choking
   • Hair Pulling
   • Maybe a bit of Stockholm Syndrome
   • Slow Burn-ish?
   • mostly everyone is a bad person some way or the other
   • they will have shrex and it will be explicit
   • no ones wise :D
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • (ups i forgot to mention)
   • AFAB | Assigned Female at Birth Reader-Insert

   Summary

   Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.

   Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?

   (A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   32,513

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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