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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny walk into their brand-new temporarily-permanent home. Klaus carries the bags, and Violet carries Sunny.
    The house itself is very interesting- far bigger than Violet would have thought, but surprisingly cozy. She and Klaus both agree that it’s very mysterious.

    or

    Why on EARTH isn't this a crossover??

    [This is a direct continuation of a fic that I orphaned years ago, found
    here.
    Who knows if anybody's still interested in this mess of a story, but it's MY mess of a story and I want to continue it.]

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    Dear Reader,

    After 9 years since it was known that the Baudelaire orphans have left the island, I have finally found sufficient evidence of the events the transpired afterwards.

    If by chance you have been quite unlucky these past few days, then I regret to inform you that today is another unlucky day for you. If you have thought that the terrible tales about the lives of the Baudelaire orphans were already finished, I suggest you continue living on with that belief. It would be best to find another book to read in order to spare yourself from the misery and despair that awaits you upon further progression into this book's contents.

    Surely there must something more preferable than reading about what happened to the two sets of well-known orphans, a former hotel manager, a vague trail of sightings, scrumptious carrot cake, and other unpleasant details you certainly would not be interested in.

    With all due respect,
    Scarlet L.

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    e is bored and needs something.. or someone to entertain her

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    Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.

    Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?

    (A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)

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    7/?
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    38
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    4
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    The Hotel Denouement is "The Last Safe Place", as Kit Snicket stated. Not for too long, though. The Medusoid Mycelium is still out there, and the Denouements may not be much of a help. The Denouements included Dewey, Ernest, Frank, and Wiltina.
    The fire is brutal and lethal, and Wiltina goes missing, a word which here means she is no longer present.
    This is not a happy story, with a happy ending, and very few happy things in the middle.
    If you like happy fanfiction, I suggest you "X" out of this now.

     

    This, is no happy story.

    Because that's not how the story goes.

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    Ambushed on her first mission as a volunteer, Violet Baudelaire wakes up in a strange cabin to a man who already knows her name.

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    30,465
    Chapters:
    10/11
    Comments:
    96
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    176
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5,001
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    Book 13/season 3 episode 7 - Olaf is in the cage on the Coastal shelf about to be sort off to sea the next day he is reflecting on his past loves including a certain Baudelaire girl, when he hears foot steps. Could it be his savior? Or a start of something oh so wrong but oh so right? (Song from title is Prolly by McCafferty)

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    The unfortunate beginning of a brave Librarian might have a happy ending.
    Alternatively, The origins and story of Olivia Caliban...

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    5/?
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    When a family reunion turns into a talk about figurative fires, Quigley is intrigued. He tries to find out more, but a literal fire thwarts him, and his mother helps him down a ladder through a trap door. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the trap door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.

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    This is ASOUE like the entire thing but what if Klaus and violet developed feelings for each other? So its gonna be based mainly off the show but some book stuff might happen idk we will see I DO NOT OWN ASOUE I Just thought this would be a good idea

    don't like don't read I don't know what else to say

    Also Lemony Snicket is not the narrator but a character btw

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    5/?
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    My original character for A Series of Unfortunate Events!

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    2/?
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    Right, continuation of the previous fic in the series.
    Tho I think it's worth mentioning that every episode is divided into 2 chapters.

    I will still take non-graphic suggestions (and give credit) as well as consider recommended ships that aren't cursed.

    !!!ON HIATUS!!! (Again... so much for picking up the pace...)

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    ❝𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓞𝓵𝓪𝓯 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓻, 𝓷𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮. 𝓗𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷.❞

    ㊋㊋㊋㊋

    Violet, Klaus, and Millie Baudelaire have, once again, narrowly cheated death. But their survival only leaves them stranded somewhere near the peaks of the Mortmain Mountains, with their little sister Sunny in the grasp of Count Olaf. In attempting to rescue her, they cross paths with someone new yet strongly reminiscent of their past, and who opens the door for other ghosts.

    From the peak of Mount Fraught to the depths of the ocean, from a bustling hotel in the heart of the city to a remote tropical island forgotten by the world, the Baudelaires are pursuing the same answers while being pursued by the same villain. But, in the disheartening conclusion to this depressing trilogy, the dreary chase might cease at last.

    After all, it’s the end.

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    Most people would have learned of their partner’s disappearance, heading out into the field, via a note. A telegram sent to a local office. Perhaps an off-handed, nearly forgotten, reminder at the next meeting after they’d spent weeks in distress assuming the worst. Betrayal. Barbarity. Bereavement.

    Most people didn’t get Kit Snicket, standing in their kitchen, being precious about their feelings. Reaching into one of the many deep pockets in her coat, rifling about for something, and waiting until she found whatever it was to answer. Leaving Olivia and the percolator in one last moment of invaluable anticipation.

    “Four months,” Kit finally said, leaning against the counter, with a frankness that showed exactly how little she approved of such things herself. The coffeemaker, having completed its task, chose that precise moment to fall into silence as if mutually shocked by the news. “He’s undercover. Here, if you’ll believe it...but he will write.”

    (AKA Nobody Would Be Better at Love Letters than a Pair of Volunteers)

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    1/5
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    Bertrand Baudelaire is a liar.

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    1/1
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    12
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    18
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    6
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    Just a short fix-it for asoue

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    1/1
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    14
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    Cigarettes were useful in many scenarios. They could be used as makeshift smoke signals to communicate with someone fairly close by. As part of a disguise, they could make a child appear much older than they actually were. Most helpfully, when dealing with a certain sort of adult, offering a smoke was a surefire way to gain their favor. Anyone who partook in cigarettes was always happier with one between their lips.

    Of course, none of those were the reason that fourteen-year-old Kit Snicket first opened a pack.

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    "Maybe somewhere, in another life so very far away, he and Kit would idle on the sand together under much different circumstances than these: he, spilling his guts out onto the pristine beach; her, clearly in a state of labour that women did not survive."

    Or, an expansion of the beach scene taking place during ‘The End,’ wherein Olaf and Kit share a final moment.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    18
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    3
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    Twelve years after the events of The End, as told by Lemony Snicket, this is the dreadful and melancholy story of how Violet Baudelaire learned that not all memories can stay dead and buried.

    And that sometimes, fearing the monster under your bed is not all that irrational.

    Language:
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    14,107
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1,305
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    The year the schism gets worse is the year one of the quarterly information costume parties is held in the grand ballroom on the third floor of the Hotel Denouement.

    Language:
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    16,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    178

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