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Summary
For over a thousand years, the Sorting Hat has endured indignity, dust, and the humiliation of singing songs it never asked for. Once a crown to kings and warlords, it now spends its days sorting terrified eleven-year-olds like a magical guidance counselor.
And it’s furious about it.
A darkly comic short story about Hogwarts’ most profane evil genius — who just happens to be a hat.
Series
- Part 1 of The Legend of The Dom