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Zoro accidentally reveals that he is in a relationship with someone, but luckily he didn’t say who, however it causes four of his crewmates to ask him how to be in a relationship. Luffy wanted to ask Law, Usopp wanted to ask Kaye, Franky wanted to ask Robin and Nami wanted to ask Vivi, and so Zoro gave love advice to them
“So mosshead.”
“Yes?”
“Mind explaining why there are three idiots and Nami-san staring at you like a creep?”
“They want love advice.”
“From who?”
“From me.”
“Why?”
“Because I may or may not tell them I’m in a relationship and they want to know how.”
“…… do they know who you are dating?”
“No.”
“…. You’re a big idiot.”
“I can see that, thank you very much!”Series
- Part 26 of Relationship Reveal
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Zoro the love advisor
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Zoro accidentally reveals that he is in a relationship with someone, but luckily he didn’t say who, however it causes four of his crewmates to ask him how to be in a relationship. Luffy wanted to ask Law, Usopp wanted to ask Kaye, Franky wanted to ask Robin and Nami wanted to ask Vivi, and so Zoro gave love advice to them “So mosshead.”
“Yes?”
“Mind explaining why there are three idiots and Nami-san staring at you like a creep?”
“They want love advice.”
“From who?”
“From me.”
“Why?”
“Because I may or may not tell them I’m in a relationship and they want to know how.”
“…… do they know who you are dating?”
“No.”
“…. You’re a big idiot.”
“I can see that, thank you very much!”
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Panicked, Zoro shoved away from the table and grunted, “Not telling.” And then ran for his life. He escaped to the only place he knew no one would bother him. The kitchen. It was the one place no one would dare follow him—except, of course, for the one person who had every right to be there. Sanji. Zoro sat at the far end of the counter, head buried in crossed arms, radiating misery. The cook watched him for a few seconds in complete silence while dicing carrots, a smirk already forming.
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“I’m not your therapist,” he said flatly. “But you’re in a relationship! You know things!” Usopp insisted, eyes sparkling with desperate hope. Behind Zoro, Sanji was leaning against the counter, smoking like he had all the time in the world. His smirk was so smug it could probably ignite a barrel of gunpowder. Zoro sighed, rubbing his temple. “Fine. Think about what you actually like about her first… then confess.” “That’s it?!” Usopp asked, as if he’d expected a 200-step master plan. “That’s it.” Zoro shut the door in his face without another word, letting the satisfying click of the latch be the final punctuation. Next came Franky. “ZORO, BROOO!” -"What do I do if I wanna tell Robin I love her brains and her looks?!” Zoro didn’t even bother opening both eyes. “Say it like that. She’ll run, and your problem’s solved.” “Awwww, come on!” Franky clutched his chest like Zoro had just crushed his Super heart. Zoro let out a long, weary breath. “Fine. Give her flowers. Tell her you like her. Keep it simple. No fireworks, no parade, and definitely no exploding doves.” Franky’s face twisted into exaggerated shock. “…That’s surprisingly un-cyborg-like advice, bro.” “Take it or leave it,” Zoro said, waving him off. Franky left still looking thoughtful — and suspiciously like he was already planning a parade. Then came Luffy. “ZORO!” The door didn’t even have time to swing open — the captain just burst in like a typhoon wearing a straw hat. “Help me with Torao!” “No.” “I’m your captain! That’s an order!” Zoro cracked an eye open. “What do you need, Captain?” Luffy leaned forward, deadly serious, his hat brim casting a shadow over his determined eyes. “How do I get Torao to love me?” Zoro blinked. “…Law?” Luffy nodded with the intensity of a man discussing battle strategy. “If I like him, do I say, ‘I like you,’ or ‘let’s fight,’ or ‘here’s meat’?” “You say ‘I like you.’” Luffy tilted his head. “How?” “…You use your mouth.” The way Luffy stared at him, you’d think Zoro had just asked him to solve a puzzle from another dimension. Lastly: Nami. The navigator arrived with the slow, calculating confidence of someone who already had the upper hand. She leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed, a smile that could bankrupt nations on her lips. “Zoro,” she said sweetly. “I’ll lower your debt if you help me with Vivi.” Zoro’s head snapped up. “How much?” “Depends on how good your advice is.” He narrowed his eyes. “…What do you want to know?” “How to have a romantic date with Vivi.” “That’s it?” “No,” Nami replied, her smile sharpening. “That’s just the first question.” “One percent debt reduction for each question,” Zoro bargained immediately. “Fine. But if your advice doesn’t work, I’m raising it back.” “Deal,” Zoro muttered, already regretting it.
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Sanji smirked as he slid a plate of food in front of him. “And yet you did talk about it. You could’ve just said nothing, but nooo… You had to open that big mouth of yours.” “I didn’t think it’d be a big deal!” Zoro muttered, stabbing at the food with his chopsticks. “Just… answering a question. Now half the crew’s acting like I’m some romance guru or something.” Sanji lit a cigarette, his gaze sly. “You’re not even the romantic one in this relationship.” Zoro froze mid-bite, eyes flicking up at him. “…You’re enjoying this.” “Immensely,” Sanji said, smirking wider. “Because now I get to watch you squirm when they inevitably figure it out.”