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INTRODUCTION
Once upon a time in the cookie run kingdom, there was a cookie who lived in the shadows. His name was Shadow Milk Cookie. He had blue eyes, long blue hair and a big hat. He has worked as a jester his whole life, nothing more, nothing less. Although he is a prophet, who can tell the future occasionally. On the other side of the kingdom, there lived a megalomaniac person called Light Yagami. He had boring brown hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He used to have an ex called Misa Amane, but she died in a brutal car accident, by a truck. Light looked for a new relationship after the quick end of his old one.
MEETING UP- CHAPTER 1
One day, Light Yagami went all the way to central kingdom to look for some apples. Yummy apples are delicious. He likes to eat red ones, but green is okay. And then he set his eyes on a cookie, a shadow one. It never entered the sun, it likes to live in the shadows.
“WOW,” exclaimed Light, “HOT DAMN. THAT PERSON/COOKIE/JESTER IS CERTAINLY ATTRAVTIVE”
Shadow Milk Cookie the jester turns towards Light, blushing and smiling
“Hello Light. I have been expecting you. I am the prophet after all” speaks Shadow Milk Cookie the jester in a soft tone
Light stares at Shadow Milk Cookie the jester, not knowing what to say. His friend that just so happened to be there appeared
“Good grief, he totally likes you” confirms Saiki K, the pink-haired funeral director, specialising in funeral photos.
So that day, it was confirmed. Shadow Cilk Cookie the jester and prophet and Light webt on a date.
THE DATE-CHAPTER 2
That evening, Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet and Light met up in a fancy restaurant. They both arrived at exactly 6:30pm, and got sat down. Shadow Cilk Cookie the jester and prophet smiled, and Light blushed profusely. He stared at the table, avoiding eye contact. It was polished and smooth, like everything else in the room.
“So, uhh, how are you?” asked Light
“I’m doing well now you’re here” answered Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet. “What about you?” Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet asked
“I’m feeling belated Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet” Light said. The date between Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet and Light went quite well after.
MARRIAGE-CHAPTER 3
Whilst Shadow Milk Cookie the jester and prophet was preparing with suits and ties, Light (in his beautiful white elaborate dress) put on makeup, one day after the date. You could see L in the background (in his white long-sleeved shirt and jeans) talking to White Lily Cookie the leader of the Faerie Kingdom and the Guardian of the Silver Tree's Seal.
OBJECTION-CHAPTER 4
“Any Objections?” the priest asked boredly, showing his distaste and disgust in the marriage that happened one day after they met. Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet shifted nervously where he stood, clearly knowing what was about to happen.
There was no sound for 3 seconds, then…
“I OBJECT!!!!” shouted a pink-haired lawyer, from the back of the court
“I…” she said purposefully and boldly, striding down the altar ”am YANFEI!!!!! However, you may know me as…“ she turned her head gently towards Light “Misa Amane.” Light gasped, his mouth opening as wide as the truck that had killed his ex-girlfriend.
“But… But HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!” he gasped, gasping at the idea. L, White Lily Cookie (the leader of the Faerie Kingdom and the Guardian of the Silver Tree's Seal), and everyone else looked shocked. You could hear Gojo in the background whisper “The drama!!!” and Saiki k the funeral photo and director says “good grief.”
EXPLANATION-CHAPTER 5
“I’ll explain. It might take awhile though, so please be patient.” Yanfei/Misa Amane explained. She then launched into a very detailed and elaborate story, about how once she died, she went to heaven. However, God himself appeared before her, and said she would be given another chance at life. However, he meant that she would go back in time, and get reincarnated into a pink-haired girl, going by the name of Yanfei. As soon as she heard that Light was getting married, she came over to the wedding as fast as she could (for more detail see the anime “I was reincarnated as a pink-haired lawyer, only to find out my boyfriend was cheating on me”).
THE TRUTH-CHAPTER 6
“So,” the priest asked, seemingly a lot more interested in his job. “Who will you choose, Light?” Light nervously looked around the room, hoping for someone to tell him what to do. Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet looked scared, knowing he will have to intervene if he wants to marry Light. He whispered something into the ear of his soon-to-be-husband. Light had a look of realisation on his face, then it shifted into something more serious.
“I don’t know who you are, Yanfei. This is my first time meeting you, and my last. I don’t believe in God, let alone that he would take pity on you. I love Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet, and nothing will change that. Goodbye Yanfei, I never want to see your face again.” Light Yagami looked more serious than he ever had been in his life. He watched Yanfei scream and shout as she was dragged out of the wedding venue, his face never changing expressions. The wedding went without a hitch, and they soon left on their honeymoon.
SECRETS AND CONFESSIONS-CHAPTER 7
Whilst at kelingking beach in Bali (for their honeymoon), Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet turned towards Light. “Light, I have something to confess. I brainwashed you into thinking you loved me more than Yanfei/MIna Asame. I’m sorry, but I just wanted you to marry me still. Would you love me even if I didn’t do that?” The sound of silence filled the air. You could hear the tension
UNVEILING THE TRUTH-CHAPTER 8
“Wait, so you’re telling me that you brainwashed me? And that I didn’t actually have a choice in my own decision?!?!” Light questioned, seemingly upset. He had a look of betrayal on his face. “I can’t believe you did this to me. You BETRAYED me!!!”
“I’m sorry Light, I just wanted…”
“Be quiet, I need some time to myself.” Light left the room and slammed the door behind him. Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet stayed sat on the chair, dejectedly looking down. He seemed remorseful, as if he ruined their marriage. Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet seemed to wonder if the thing that should’ve kept them together, tore them away.
ANSWERS-CHAPTER 9
After a while, Light left the room he was in, looking to see if Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet was still there. It turns out he was, in fact, still in the same position, still looking down, still regretting his actions.
“Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet?” he asked, hoping to get the jester’s attention. It worked, as Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet looked up instantly, relieved to find Light still there. He seemed nervous as well though, thinking that he might be rejected..
“I’ve spent some time deciding on what to do, and I…” Light swallowed hard “I forgive you, What you did was wrong, but I know I would’ve chosen Misa/Yanfei, and it would’ve been the wrong choice. So I’d like to thank you for what you did.” Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet looked up, relief clearly evident in his eyes.
“You forgive me????”
“Thank you!” Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet beamed with joy, his face lighting up instantly. He enveloped Light in a tight hug, not wanting to let go.
NEW BEGINNINGS-CHAPTER 10
Light looked Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet in the eyes, staring tenderly into them.
“I want to start a family with you” he whispered gently. Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet stared at him, mouth wide in shock.
“You want to what?!?!?!” Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet asked. “Well I do too!!!!” Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet beamed as he declared this, smiling with joy, eagerness clearly showing on his face. With a tender touch, Light placed a hand on Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet’s stomach.
“I can't wait to have a family with you.”
HOSTPITAL-CHAPTER 11
Light rushed Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet to the hospital, crazily ignoring all road rules. The window shattered into thousands of tiny pieces (due to the speed of the car), and Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet received many crimson, sharp, deadly cuts on his face. Light heard and felt his pain, and so he sped up. There were no more windows to break, after all. They arrived at the hospital, Light dramatically ran to the office, his frantic demeanor contrasting the boring, sterile environment of the hospital.
“GET THIS MAN REGISTERED RIGHT NOW, HE’S GIVING BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Liht shouted, desperately hoping to gain the attention of the receptionist.
“Sit down, we’ll register you in shortly.” the receptionist boredly replied. Light carefully sat Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet in the chair, making sure he was comfortable.
LIFE-CHAPTER 12
After many hours of waiting, Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet was brought into a room, whilst Light was told to wait outside. Light stood outside, anxiously waiting for the cires of a newborn child. Instead, he came across rushing doctors and nurses, the emergency room was filled with shouts and worriedness. Light gripped his chair, scared for what might happen to his omega husband and (not omega) child.
JUST A MAN-CHAPTER 13
After what seemed like 8570928509847358723456098720987456987346527034587327460289547 hours, a doctor came out of the room, regretful and sad.
“Your child was born, and we will always greet it with open arms. However, You husband did not make it.” Polities the doctor sorrowfully prodclaimed. Light screamed with grief, tragedy evident on his face.
“This can’t be! We’ve suffered and sailed through the toughest of hells, now you tell us our efforts for nothing?????!” Light exclaimed. He weas clearly not handling this information well. However, if you looked just a little bit closer, you could see the smirk on his face.
ODYSSEUS-CHAPTER 14
Light arrived home with his newborn child, Odysseus. The baby seemed to notice the sadness in the air, and sarcastically exclaimed: “Wow, my life is going to be EPIC!” Light carefully placed the child in his cot, waiting for it to fall into a deep slumber. Light slowly stepped into the closet, and came out with the Death Note. He opened a page to reveal a name: “Shadow Milk Cookie the Jester and Prophet”.
“That’s what you get for brainwashing me”
THE END