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(Scout Jenkins created a group chat)
(Scout Jenkins added 5 other users)
Cherry: ...Scout?
Scout: Hi
Cherry: What is this?
Scout: I think u already know
(Scout Jenkins renamed the chat to Gang 2: Electric Boogaloo)
Ponyboy: No.
Ponyboy: Nonononono
Ponyboy: Our last gc ended with me getting STABBED
Scout: So??? Dodge next time
Ponyboy: BELINDA.
Scout: Woah... you can't just call me the b word....
Curly: why tf did u make a new gc 💀
Curly: our old one is still there
Scout: bc we're almost done with summer and not one of you have used it
Scout: I NEED TO TALK TO Y'ALL
Curly: well some of us are busy being in happy relationships
Ponyboy: Yeah :)
Mark: Pony blink twice if u need help
Ponyboy: ???
Cherry: I think he just got possessed by Soda
Curly: STAY MADDDDD JENNINGS 🖕🖕🖕
Mark: I HOPE ANGELA JUMPS U 🖕🖕🖕
Cherry: It hasn't even been 10 minutes and they're trying to kill each other
Scout: Beautiful...
Ponyboy: Now that I think about it this summer has been lowkey boring
Ponyboy: The gang is either busy with work or doing shit I'm not allowed to go to!!!
Scout: NO LITERALLY
Scout: They can't handle our youthfulness
Cherry: I'm literally the same age as Soda
Scout: Yea ur our old woman of the group
Cherry: OLD WOMAN???
Mark: We should get her a cane
Cherry: JOHNNY IS ALSO THE SAME AGE AS ME???
Johnny: Don’t drag me into this???
Cherry: IF I'M GOING DOWN YOU'RE ALSO GOING DOWN
Mark: Dw I'm finding you two a nice retirement home as we speak
Cherry: You're literally only a year younger than me...
Mark: Shhhhhhh
Mark: Let it happen
Johnny: How do I silence this chat?
Curly: old man sounding ahhhh
Johnny: I dream about strangling you sometimes.
Curly: EXCUSE ME???
Johnny: Anyways pls help
Ponyboy: I'll show you, where are you rn?
Johnny: Lot
Scout: NOOOOO DON'T SILENCE US
Mark: Yap with us Cade 🙏
Johnny: No
Johnny: Pony get here faster
Curly: yea he has a limited amount of time on this earth 💔
Mark: He's withering away 💔
Scout: Such a tragic thing 💔
Johnny: Oml
Cherry: You guys are such little shitheads
Curly: yea little
Curly: bc we're not old and decaying
Cherry: I'll put a tracker on you and then have Soda know your every move
Curly: no??? u wont???
Cherry: 😁
Ponyboy: Darry just said I'm not allowed to leave the house rn :(
Ponyboy: I demand freedom
Ponyboy: He can't keep telling me what to do
Cherry: He's probably not letting you out bc oh I don't know
Cherry: IT’S 2 IN THE MORNING???
Ponyboy: Time is irrelevant rn
Cherry: No it really isn't
Mark: I vote we free the horse
Scout: Let that stallion free 🗣
Johnny: I can just come over there
Scout: Nope you've started a movement now
Scout: #freethathorse
Ponyboy: Can I have a cooler hashtag?
Scout: No
Ponyboy: Wtf!!!!
Curly: im omw ill save u pone
Ponyboy: Okay I'll prep my window
Cherry: Won't Soda notice?
Ponyboy: Yeah but that's more of Curly’s problem than mine 💔
Curly: i can prob outrun him
Ponyboy: EXACTLY
Johnny: Wait no I can mute the gc in the morning
Johnny: Pony pls
Ponyboy: Johnny you are my very best friend
Scout: Rude....
Ponyboy: I gotta show up now
Ponyboy: Also Scout you know damn well he was here first, he gets bff privileges
Curly: PONYYYYYYY
Curly: IM OUTSIDEEEEE
Johnny: Oh god.
Ponyboy: Johnny I'm omw this gc WILL be muted soon
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--- (The Curtis Bros) ---
Superman: Did y'all hear that
Pepsicola: the craash?
Superman: Oh my god
Superman: PONYBOY DID YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW???
Stallionmale: Idk man
Stallionmale: Let me consult my lawyer about that
Superman: Ponyboy Curtis if you don't get your ass back in this house right now
Stallionmale: Dar listen I gotta do something
Superman: AT 2 IN THE MORNING???
Stallionmale: It's almost 3...
Superman: That doesn't make this ANY better
Pepsicola: pls come back pone :(
Stallionmale: I gotta help Johnny guys 💔
Pepsicola: is he in danger???????
Stallionmale: He needs help muting a groupchat
Superman: ...
Stallionmale: They’re bullying him Dar :(
Pepsicola: is this the gc cher is texing me aboyt :(
Stallionmale: The one where they're calling her old?
Pepsicola: ya
Stallionmale: Then yes that's it
Superman: I
Superman: You
Superman: You're grounded.
Stallionmale: FUCKED UP!!!