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Banquet of the Furniture of the Golden Witch! by nossabova
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
13 Aug 2025
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Summary
The furniture of the witch is treated to an endless feast.
Piles upon piles of aromatic food lay perpetually warm and on itching to be eaten dishes stacked miles high on either side of the Golden Witch, who gorges herself on the delicacies in a drunken haze. The scent wafts into the nose of the witch's collared human footrest and mocks it for refusing to eat the kibble the witch had laid out for it nights prior.
No matter how much the furniture curses itself, it still won't get a bite of the delicacies that surround the witch. Unbeknownst to the furniture beneath the witch's feet, the witch has already decided to invite the furniture to her endless feast. The witch is much too eager to feed, not offering her furniture mere scraps, but wanting to feed it until it grows soft and round, like a story book witch preparing to fatten up and devour meddling children.
Battler can only pray he has enough room in his stomach to fit an unlimited amount of food.