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the hairy hares

anby: @nicole

anby: @nicole

anby: @nicole

anby: @nicole answer or i’m telling manager about you using part of the club’s funds on mcdonalds

nicole: fuck why did i get pinged so many ti

nicole: FUCK YOU ANBY I WAS HUNGRY AT 2AM OK

anby: you used.

anby: 98 dollars. on mcdonalds?

billy: nic i cant even defend you on this

nekomata: what the fuck

billy: LANGUAGE.

nekomata: im an adult

anby: you’re a freshman but that’s besides the point

anby: nicole what supernatural forces made you spend close to a hundred dollars. on a fast food chain

nicole: i cant tell you.

nicole: ITS AGAINST MY WILL IM TELLING YOU

nicole: im being forced to lie to yall

billy: is nicole getting taken as hostage again 😭

nekomata: WDYM AGAIN

nekomata: CAN I LEAVE THIS CLUB

nicole: nope! 😘

nekomata: @wise @belle i want out.

wise: first off nekomata you joined 3 days ago so no you cant leave yet

nekomata: FUCK

billy: STOP FUCKING SWEARING

billy: shit.

billy: FUCK.

belle muted billy

belle: secondly. 

belle: nicole demara.

nekomata: not the government name 💀

belle: you spent. 98 dollars at mcdonalds?

nicole: im gonna sob.

nicole: MY GF USING MY FULL GOVERNMENT NAME ON ME.

wise: stop changing the subject nicole

nicole: istg im being held at GUNPOINT rn

nicole: trust and believe i wanna tell you all BUT

anby: but?

wise: but?

belle: but?

nicole: …ok im being put on the spot here

nicole: all i can say is. you should be talking to a certain…

nicole: debate club captain rn.

anby unmuted billy

billy: THE FOX EAR GIRL????

wise: no bc how do you think well fall for that dumbass lie 💀

anby: oh wait

anby: sashimi miyabi or something right?

belle: “sashimi” 😭

nicole: YES PLS YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME

nicole: ANBY TELL THEM YOU KNOW ABT IT

wise: about what

belle: abt what bruv

anby: okay so back when the club was starting out nicole asked for 98 dollars from her.

anby: she said she would pay it back in a month and as both of them were naive, clueless freshmen, miyabi gave the money to her and nicole took it without knowing that the sashimi family was like in charge of school activities sometimes.

anby: so now i guess she finally repaid her debt. of 2 years.

belle: NICOLE WHY

belle: THE HOSHIMI MIYABI???

anby: ah that’s her name

belle: IF ANY OF HER FANS FOUND OUT YOU WOULD BE RIPPED TO SHREDS AND TOSSED INTO A VOLCANO

belle: NOT EVEN THAT

belle: MIYABI COULD THROW YOU INTO A VOLCANO

nekomata: how do you even know this

wise: me and belle oversee a lot of clubs.

billy: woah sometimes i forget our managers are actually capable people

belle: thats mean >:(

nicole: ITS NOT LIKE I KNEW OK I WAS A FRESHIE

anby: read: idiot

nicole: anby, my sister, you have to stop talking or i will put nair into your shampoo

nicole: you are NOT helping

belle: did you have to use the club’s funds tho?

nicole: belle

nicole: my amazing effervescent girlfriend.

nicole: the light in my dark, the love of my life

nicole: i am a broke college student

nicole: where the fuck am i gonna pull ninety eight dollars from 😭

billy: real

wise: welp case closed

belle: nicole if you do run into these things please just remember that we are here!!!

belle: we couldve helped you girl 

nicole: i forgor

billy: peak nicole response

nicole: also she had me at GUNPOINT

nicole: technically she had my at swordpoint but yall get what i mean

nekomata: isnt that… yknow

nekomata: against school policy

wise: the school wouldnt even bat an eye since “it’s a fencing sword, it cant harm anybody”

belle: little do they know, anything in miyabi’s hands can be a weapon 💀

nicole: well whats done is done 

nicole: here’s hoping she doesnt just use her fencing sword on me in the hallway tomorrow 

nicole: i CANNOT be running anymore track practice is BRUTAL 

nicole: btw anby why were you pinging me anyways

anby: oh i just wanted to let you know we ran out of peanut butter

nicole: …

nekomata: my will to leave has gotten stronger

billy: but you love us :( 

billy: riiiiiight?

nekomata: i love when you shut the hell up

billy: LANGUA- actually thats an improvement! yay!!

debate club is best club

soukaku: yumyum big mac

yanagi: miyabi

yanagi: while i do appreciate the kind gesture of buying 33 big macs, 43 fries, 11 large cokes, 29 cups of ice cream and 21 chocolate chip cookies

harumasa: was yanagi keeping track or smthn 💀

yanagi: i was

yanagi: anyways, how did you get the money to pay for all of this???

miyabi: im undergoing training for “not revealing my secrets”

miyabi: but if you want to know

miyabi: i simply had a debt to settle

soukaku: honestly i dont care about how she got the money

soukaku: we have food now!!

harumasa: mood

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the hairy hares

nekomata: guys i ran into a girl with a huge ass backpack

nekomata: she looked rlly anxious so i asked her if she needed help!

nekomata: and then she started rambling abt stuff like her club so i offered to sit w her at lunch and she said yes :3

belle: how did the freshie ALREADY pull someone 😭

nicole: and billy hasnt pulled anyone since he tried to ask manager out 1 year ago and he said no

billy: ...

wise: that was kinda mean nic :(

wise: billy’s abt to sob

nicole: how do you even know that

wise: we’re at the arcade rn

wise: everyones about to witness a 6 foot robot man crying next to a claw machine game

belle: hold on nekomata

belle: which club was the girl in?

billy: do you not care abt me :(

belle: shush

billy: ...

nekomata: honestly she was speaking rlly fast so i couldnt listen much but she said something abt teh campus cleaning club

anby: manager

anby: aren’t you also overseeing that club

belle: oh yea!

belle: one sec

billy: is no one gonna stand up for me

nicole: no

anby: no

nekomata: no

wise: rip billy (18??-2025)

billy: FUCK YOU MANAGER I WASNT BORN IN THE 1800S

nicole: language >:(

nekomata: yea language >:(

billy: i will explode

campus cleaners: please call if you need help

corin: LYCAON!!!!!

corin: @lycaon

corin: @lycaon

corin: @lycaon

corin: IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!! :((((

lycaon: What seems to be the issue, Corin?

corin: i was in the art club room cleaning but then i spilled a bucket of red paint in the art club and then i tried to clean it up but then i knocked over the cup of pencils into the red paint and tHEN A SUPER BIG INTIMIDATING CLUB MEMBER WALKED IN ON ME SO I RAN :((((((

rina: oh dear

lycaon: Was Ellen not with you at the time?

corin: oh, she fell asleep…

ellen: i fell asleep

lycaon: …

lycaon: No need to fret.

lycaon: I shall get to it urgently.

lycaon: Where are you as of now?

corin: oh i ran full speed into a girl with a cat ear hoodie!

corin: she helped calm me down and we’re going to a lunch place :)

belle: oh that must be nekomata

ellen: who

rina: manners >:(

rina: but also who is that, dear manager~

belle: freshman, part of the ping pong club

corin: there’s a ping pong club?

wise: yea but theyre unlicensed and unsanctioned so they mostly do freelance work under the guise of being a nothing burger club

lycaon: Ah, I see.

lycaon: Thank you for explaining, Manager.

ellen: he has feels for you wise

ellen: that message was really ga

corin: oh, she fell asleep while typing

lycaon: I am simlpy being courtoeus, Ellen.

rina: ooooh? multiple typos?

rina: that’s how you know our club leader is flustered 😌

lycaon: Alexandrina.

belle: oh by the way lycaon im near the art club room so i can help clean up too!

lycaon: That would be much appreciated, Manager.

rina: see, now that message didn't have the tension of the previous message~

“engineering” club lmao

ben: uh guys

ben: i came into the club room a few minutes ago and some girl spilled red paint and pencils all over the floor and ran away

ben: am i that scary looking? 

grace: oh big guy you

koleda: you are.

anton: bro you scared ME my first year

ben: :(

ben: i just wanted to get supplies :((

koleda: NONONONONONO DONT BE SAD

grace: ben using the sad face is heartwrenching 😭

belle: 😭

belle: oh btw gang me and another person are in the club room rn cleaning it up

anton: thank you bro 🙏

koleda: anton do you even know what that emoji means

anton: easy prez

anton: high fiving 

ben: the emoji says “prayer”?

wise: belle’s cleaning it up?

wise: so belle can clean up a club room and not her own room?

belle: stfu wise

wise: no u 

ben: stop fighting! :(

wise: yes sir

belle: okay

koleda: ben mvp