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1. I took you for a sailor by morbidunicorns

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
   • attempted Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham
   • past Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Israel Hands
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham is a Simp for Israel Hands
   • Israel Hands is Bad at Feelings
   • Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Israel Hands Has Issues
   • most of them have to do with the people ed likes
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • Trans Israel Hands
   • Consent Issues
   • nothing mature happens when character is drugged
   • Israel Hands Has Self-Worth Issues

   Summary

   Stede thinks he has taken to the pirate life marvelously, not many pirates go to sea and land themselves as cocaptains of a vessel with the fearsome blackbeard, who happens to be a wonderfully charming man.

   Of course when things are going right, life gives him a headache in the form of one Calico Jack Rackham coming aboard his ship.

   Now he just needs to figure out how to get the man to leave.

   Series

   • Part 3 of dawn will rise

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,760

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   18

   Hits:

   216