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    Dating Draco Malfoy was supposed to be the fun part. And Hermione Granger finally had the dream setup: colleague turned friend turned toe-curling lover, all wrapped in one gorgeous package. She was ready for lazy Sundays, morning shags, and maybe even splitting a library card.

    Then, Narcissa Malfoy found out.

    One scandalous rumor later, and Hermione and Draco are slapped with a Pureblood Courtship of Intent—magically binding, centuries-old, and designed to ruin their lives. The rules? Respectable dates, etiquette evaluations, a meddling (and quite rude) house-elf… and worst of all? Absolutely, positively no sex.

    Now, between staged outings and absurd Pureblood traditions, Hermione has to wonder: is surviving Narcissa's matchmaking madness worth it? Because there's love, and then there's (societal) war.

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