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1. Build a Better Blow Job (and the World Will Beat You Off At Your Door) by Dien

   Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Oct 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harold Finch/Nathan Ingram
   • Harold Finch
   • Nathan Ingram
   • Pre-Canon
   • Preseries
   • First Time
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Sex Toys
   • Bets
   • Demisexuality
   • Fanart
   • Reading Aloud

   Summary

   College student Nathan Ingram makes a bet to build a perfect sex toy. He needs his friend Harold's help to build it. Except Harold's never had sex. And then, shenanigans.

   Beware of Headcanonly-Texan!Nathan. Beware of skeevy sex shops and skeevy shopkeepers. Beware of Mortified!Harold.

   The art is credit the amazing Togsos (togsos.livejournal.com). I am indebted to her for a stunning, gorgeous amount of detail, nuance, and general cleverness. Be sure to click on the art to see it full-size!

   ADDITIONALLY! Mr-Finch has been exceedingly kind and actually did a reading/recording of the uh, climax of the action so to speak. So if you want to hear a sexy British accent reading about blowjobs, that can be found here. Eeeeeeee.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,329

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   18

   Kudos:

   158

   Bookmarks:

   22

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