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Nice Underwear by AccidentalAlchemy
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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It takes six trial-and-error suits for Ma to craft the perfect fit. It could have been five, but ... well. Clark doesn't want to scandalize the world, much less his mother.
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Batman says nothing, and, uncertain of what to do, Superman keeps babbling. “I’m from Metropolis. Er, well, I’m protecting Metropolis. Like you protect Gotham. And since we’re both doing … that … uh, I thought I’d come say hi. Introduce myself?”
The last bit tips up in a question. He hadn’t expected the Bat to be friendly, but he also hadn’t expected nothing. Was he introducing himself, or was he just trespassing at this point? Was trespassing on another meta’s city even a thing? It’s not like they could claim territories.
Right?
Batman’s lips thin, pulling into a scowl. The night settles around them, interrupted only by the thumping base of scattered nightclubs and the murmurs of hushed meetings. Just when Superman intends to flee, metaphorical tail tucked between his legs, Batman speaks.
“Nice underwear.”