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ZD plane hc
:: ANDRE —
: He gets sick on the plane, if the flight is longer than 2-3 hours, he's gonna end up using one of the air-sick bags in the laboratory.
: He literally can't hold it he has to have an isle seat, dngaf about that tiny window.
: Takes a lot of pictures, for some reason. He likes to take photos and record when he's on vacation, duh, but on the plane... why, Andre, why??
: He walks passed some girl already in her seat and assumes (decides) he's her "plane-crush" because she looked at him briefly.
: Did I mention he's airsick? Don't talk to him he'll just groan in response.
: Tries to sleep and takes Benadryl.
: Loves that longer flights have audio libraries and always plugs into some calming forest sounds in HD.
: When the PA calls for active military to get on before everyone else, he always thinks some corny shit like, "That's gonna be me soon..." or "Heh, they don't even know..."
: Has always dreamed about someone "propositioning" him on a plane. #skyhighclub
:: CAL —
: He loves it when the plane hits turbulence, makes him feel alive and powerful.
: Gets anxious, but only before the flight. If you didn't know him you wouldn't be able to tell (tapping his foot, messing with his hair, glancing at the ceiling).
: Wishes he could crawl into the overhead bin and sleep.
: Hates checking luggage, he's always insistent it will get lost somehow and ruin everything.
: Laughs when he sees the no firearm signs.
: Window seat.
: Asks the person next to him, "How do I open this thing?" and thinks it's hilarious
: Doesn't usually sit up that straight, lack of slouchability ragebaits him HARD.
: Gummy worms, M&Ms, Popcorn, packs way too many snacks for the ride.
: Unless he really really needs to, he won't go to the bathroom. He's afraid the plane will jerk and he'll pee on himself.
: Acts like nothing could ever go wrong (God forbid he trips going down the isle).
:: CAL & ANDRE —
"Would you shut the fuck up?" -Andre
"No, anyways—" -Cal
: Cal gets the window but will make Andre sit there if he wants to sleep.
: Cal still asks the, "How do I open this thing?" line. Andre refrains from punching him.
: Andre will hold Cal's hand if he gets really sick.
: Cal always comes up with a fake back story in case they get spoken to and forces Andre to memorize it.
: They snicker at other people's conversations really obnoxiously.
: If someone coughs loudly, Andre will be disgusted and look at Cal as if he can do anything about it.
: They go to the "bathroom" at the same time, and Cal says something like, "Dude, skip down the isle, I dare you."
: Andre gets pretty snappy with his best friend because he's so grumpy at the moment.
: Andre doesn't bring any snacks and makes Cal ask for cookies so he can eat double (he might give him one (ONE) if he has been less annoying recently).
: They clap when the plane lands "because it's funny".
: They never lived to see 9/11 but if they did they'd make really distasteful jokes about it while going through TSA.
: Watching different things but sharing earbuds (Cal is essentially watching a movie on one side and listening to bird noises on the other).