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The title is kinda just a placeholder lmao. But these are just a bunch of random hcs about Cal and (mostly) Andre. Most of them aren't necessarily caldre, but they can definitely be read that way.
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(Epilogue) Pete jerks it crazy style on his gross ass mattress in his gross ass apartment after a one-sided argument with his partner and then feels worse than he already did.
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- Part 1 of We're Not Working Out
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You're Not Like Any Girl I've Ever Met Before by puriteen
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics), Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002)
01 Apr 2025
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Pete thinks that he’s met some kind of manic pixie dream girl type of chick, unlike every other girl out there. But after a few months of hanging out and even beginning to go steady, it turns out that they’re probably not even a girl at all.
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A bunch of non-linear, (mostly) unrelated oneshots about Pete and his shitty, late twenties to early thirties relationship. It's meant to be angsty, but a lot of it just ends up being smut.
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It all started in German class, in the town of New Stratford.
It might have even started when the idea first sparked in Mr. Fischer's mind to set up a pen pal program.
Cal Gabriel had been used to being invisible, until Andre Kriegman saw him.
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27 Aug 2025
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✿˖˚ ༘𐙚 > // syn: you’re hiding in a closet to escape the storm of death that ravages your high school when a boy joins you. Maybe arousal is a shared coping mechanism, because you're agreeing to lose your virginity to one another. After all – you could die at any moment.
✹dead dove! read the tags. see something you can't stand? don't read this, I didn't tag that for bells and whistles man✹
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21 Aug 2025
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Andre shivers. He doesn't wanna think about it.
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03 Jun 2025
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It's Pete's turn to finally pick a movie for movie night, and nobody likes it.
(Rated "Mature" because that's the kind of movie Pete chose)Bookmarked by puriteen
30 Jun 2024
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After the trap something turns in Adam. The apprentices find out about his insatiable hunger.
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11 Mar 2025