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1. turn that water into wine (you still have time to live with the termites) by kittymints

   Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   31 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Spamton G. Spamton
   • yes thats it - Character
   • Other Characters Are Mentioned - Character
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Religious Cults
   • technically...??
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • AU is #FREECHURCHBREAD by digi_imai on twt :)
   • Go check it out!!
   • Churches & Cathedrals
   • im sorry
   • Writing Exercise
   • Bad Writing
   • title is from termite (spiderhouse)
   • it doesnt really relate to the fic itself i just like the song alot
   • i dont know most of the lore actually. i found ONE tweet about it then like. found a few more.. then. this appeared. for some reason
   • i wrote this with a headache and a fever so note that inaccuracies and grammar mistakes are to be expected hehe
   • necause my eyes are blurring and crossing every five seconds so i have to manually focus them.
   • NOTHING MAKES SENSE BECAUSE SPAMTONGS INSANE AND THE AUTHOR IS INSANE AND IM DYING.
   • no beta we die like me the bump shaped like a deer
   • very bad writing actually also this is very surface level dont come at me
   • this sounds so edgy help me

   Summary

   A church is constructed in Castle Town, tall and imposing, with its bleached white beams standing well above the town.
   Water-stained wood and doll-like limbs welcome you in;
   Mass hasn't started yet, but it's always good to be early!
   ...Come inside, young child of Light.
   Don't you want to be [[SAVED BY GRACE]]?

   (a little drabble about the #FREECHURCHBREAD AU on twt!! check it out its AWESOME)
   (also. i cant write!!)

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