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  1. Stress-Relief by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    06 Jan 2026

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    Murderface is wound-up. Fuck that, he's horny as shit. He can't even think straight. After an entire masturbation-free month, spent far from society in the deepest depths of the ocean, the ONLY thing on his mind is satisfaction. He's in no state to think about his shitty side-band, let alone put any amount of energy into it. His producer, Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, is not of the same mindset. But, when a favour between friends turns into something much deeper, the two realise they may have more in common than initially suspected.

    Basically, Dick and Willy explore themselves and each other, literally and figuratively.

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