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1. A Well Worded Wish by misslillianvalentine

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Shrek (Shrek)
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Blow Jobs
   • Inside a Genie Lamp
   • Wizard Astaion
   • Praise Kink
   • Coming Untouched
   • Come Swallowing
   • Not Beta Read
   • Humor
   • Gale Has a Danger Kink (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale Has a Praise Kink (Baldur's Gate)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Vampire Astarion (Baldur's Gate)

   Summary

   When Gale accidentally freed a genie, Astarion wished that they could spend the weekend alone without his awful roommate interrupting them.

   OR

   Gale and Astarion bang inside a genie lamp

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   "Ah what fun," Astarion whispered, running his hand over Gale's cheek and into soft brown waves.

   Gale licked his lips. "Consider my mouth unsealed for your use."

   Astarion's jaw almost dropped to the floor, and Gale smirked.

   Series

   • Part 15 of Weekend Crack Fics

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   English

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