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VOLLEYBALL 🧡❤🤍💜
Bokuto: Chat
Bokuto: Wtf is Sephora?
Noya: It sounds terrifying
Lev: Isn't that the guy with the long white hair from Final Fantasy?
Narita: No, you're thinking of Sephiroth
Narita: A sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
Semi: No you're thinking of a Seraph
Semi: A sephora is a second year college or high school student
Inuoka: No you're thinking of a sophomore. A sephora is when u use your phone to take a picture of yourself
Tanaka: Nah gang
Tanaka: You're thinking of a selfie
Tanaka: A sephora is a calm breeze
Asahi: Tanaka, I'm sorry to disappoint but you're thinking of a zephyr
Asahi: A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures
Sagae: You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices
Fukunaga: You're thinking of a Safari stupid
Fukunaga: Sephora is an informal term for the 7 week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Yachi: I'm rlly sorry but I think you're actually thinking of a Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet.
Kenma: No you're thinking of a sapphire.
Kenma: Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supposets the petals in bloom
Yunohama: No you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who let the Israelites people out of Egypt
Kinnoshita: No you're thinking of Zipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin'
Yamamoto: No you're thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall's sister
Yamaguchi: No, no, no guys, you're thinking of Sif.
Yamaguchi: Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from Sephora
Ushiwaka: No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
Suga: No you're thinking of Euphoria
Suga: Sephora is a fucking makeup store u dipshits
Tsukishima: I think I physically felt my brain cells burn reading this
Shirabu: Never have I agreed with smth more
Daichi: ^^
Akaashi: ^^
Bokuto: AKASHIIIIIIII????????????
Akaashi: Srry Bokuto-San
Noya: Ayo wrap it up
Kuroo: YEAH GET A FUCKING ROOM
Bokuto: BRO
Kuroo: Bro.
Semi: ANYWAYS
Semi: Its been a while yalll
Tendo: Its been 2 days since someone last texted on this gc
Semi: Literally kys
Semi: I MEANT
Semi: Before we had a longer conversation
Yaku: Yeah!
Yaku: How is everyone doing
Kuroo: Splendid darling
Tsukishima: Fake British Hoe
Kuroo: SYBAU
Kenma: I won't lie
Kenma: I giggled
Kuroo: AYO
Bokuto: HA REVENGE
Bokuto: GET ROASTED BY YOUR OWN BF
Bokuto: LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Onaga: R we sure he's not 5 yrs old??
Hinata: Bokuto-San you're so cool 🤩
Noya: THE FUCK DID HE DO?
Kiyoko: He was 'cool'
Tanaka: AM I COOL KIYOKO-SAN?
Kiyoko: I think he's cooler
Ennoshita: ...
Kinoshita: ...
Narita: ...
Yamamoto: ...
Bokuto: ...
Tanaka: ...
Tanaka: Gonna go jump of a bridge rq
Tanaka: Brb
Bokuto: BRO IM SO SORRY
Yamamoto: NOOO BROO I PROMISE ONE DAY YOU'LL WIN HER HEART
Suga: Honestly Shimizu idk why u still act like this tho 😃
Kiyoko: Sugawara istg do u wanna catch these hands
Daichi: NO HE DOESNT
Suga: But dadddy~~~~~~~
Daichi: KOUSHI
Tendo: DAMN FREAKY SUGA WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD THIS YR
Kuroo: Where this coming from? 🤣
Daichi: It's his daddy issues
Suga: Or my lack of a father
Suga: And mother
Hinata: Oh, what happened to them?
Suga: They're 6 feet in the ground browski
Hinata: Oh...
Tsukishima: He just went thru trauma shock
Suga: I thought this was like common knowledge????
Yaku: I KNEW THIS
Suga: YES MY BRO :DDDDDDD
Yaku: YEAHHH
Tendo: I knew this 🤪
Suga: Yh we grew up in the same orphanage dipshit
Tendo: My orphaned buddy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Suga: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Semi: Explains why your both fucked up
Asahi: Is Suga fucked up?
Tsukishima: Have u ever met him?
Ennoshita: Yeah Asahi take a good look at him
Kinoshita: Looks like angel but is the devil inside
Suga: Brah 💔
Teshiro: Why does all of Karusuno hate each other 💀
Yamaguchi: It's our love language
Tsukishima: What love?
Kageyama: Ofc u dont know what love
Tsukishima: Says the King
Kageyama: ☹
Tsukishima: Ha cry abt it asshole
Daichi: I knew that Suga was an orphan :D
Shirabu: That doesn't count tho
Shirabu: Yall are fucking
Fukunaga: Exactly if u guys can have sex in a cupboard yall can surely know each other's family statuses
Kuroo: Or lack of one is Suga's case
Suga: I'm so incredibly normal
Kageyama: I just learnt so much in the past 2 minutes.
Kageyama: Daichi-San and Suga-San
Kageyama: You guys have done it in a cupboard?
Kageyama: You guys r doing it?
Yamaguchi: I didn't know abt Suga-San's parents 😥
Suga: CHAT 💀
Suga: MY OWN FUCKING TEAM???
Tendo: I mean at least your team didn't catch u and your captain in a very hot and very sexy make-out session in the middle of the gym
Soekawa: NO STOP I WISH TO FORGET THAT EVER HAPPENED
Semi: REVIVING MEMORIES NO ONE NEEDED TO REMEMBER EVER AGAIN
Shirabu: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kuroo: LMAO
Kuroo: IS THAT HOW THE SHIRATORIZAWA TEAM FOUND OUT THAT USHIWAKA AND TENDO WERE GOING AT IT?
Kenma: Did u have too word it like that??????
Kuroo: Yes babes
Kuroo: Yes I did
Ushiwaka: It happened last year.
Ushiwaka: It was followed by a very uncomfortable conversation
Sagae: Thank fuck we weren't there 😃
Goshiki: Mhm
Yaku: This is a warning to anyone else, I think from every team, STOP MAKING OUT IN GYMS
Daichi: ^^^^^^
Semi: ^^^^^^^^^
Akaashi: ^^^^^^
Noya: Damn
Noya: There goes my Friday plans
Yamamoto: BROTHER
Yamamoto: WHO WERE U PLANNING TO MAKE OUT WITH??
Daichi: @Asahi
Suga: @Asahi
Tendo: @Asahi
Tanaka: @Asahi
Ennoshita: @Asahi
Kinoshita: @Asahi
Narita: @Asahi
Kuroo: @Asahi
Kageyama: @Asahi
Hinata: @Asahi
Kenma: @Asahi
Tsukishima: @Asahi
Yamaguchi: @Asahi
Kiyoko: @Asahi
Yachi: @Asahi
Washio: I think it might be Asahi-San
Ohira: 🤣
Asahi: Why have I suddenly come online to 15 ppl tagging me?
Asahi: What did I do?
Fukunaga: It's not abt what u did
Fukunaga: It's abt what was taken away from u 😞
Noya: 😭
Asahi: ??????????????????????????????????????
Daichi: Don't bother
Tendo: OH
Tendo: WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF SEX
Kiyoko: This is what I get for being the manager of the boys volleyball team and agreeing to joining their dumb gc
Yachi: Yukie was right not to agree 😭
Tendo: TSUTOMU'S GOT A BF
Inuoka: WHAT
Kageyama: 👏
Teshiro: WHEN??
Tsukishima: Damn how tf did that happen
Yamaguchi: CONGRATS
Hinata: OMG WHO
Akakura: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
Shirabu: YEAH WTF
Semi: NEITHER DID WE?
Ushiwaka: Satori
Ushiwaka: How long have u been hiding this information from us?
Goshiki: NO I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
Akakura: Is he in this gc?
Tendo: NOPE
Goshiki: NO GUYS RLLY
Goshiki: ITS ONLY BEEN 2 DATES
Kawanishi: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~
Goshiki: NO LIKE WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHIGN
Tendo: But you have held hands 🤩
Goshiki: WHY DO U KNOW THIS??
Lev: Damn get it Goshiki
Goshiki: EXCUSE ME WHAT
Goshiki: NO
Tendo: The only ppl in this gc who have met him are Karusuno I think
Hinata: OHH
Hinata: OMG
Hinata: IK WHO IT IS
Tsukishima: So do I
Tsukishima: You aint special
Tsukishima: 😐
Hinata: FIRST
Hinata: FUCK U SALTISHIMA
Hinata: SECOND
Hinata: ITS KOGANEGAWA-SAN ISNT IT
Narita: HOLY SHIT
Kageyama: The weird guy from Date Tech??
Goshiki: HE'S NOT WEIRD
Yamato: Awwww denial ❤
Kuroo: That's so cuteeeeeee
Goshiki: WTF U FUKURODANI AND NEKOMA PPL HAVENT EVER MET HIM??
Yamato: Still
Yamato: Young Love is beautiful 🤩
Kuroo: Agreed Agreed
Yaku: Bro's pretending he didn't cry buckets of happiness when he found out Kenma was coming to Nekoma
Kuroo: YAKU LISTERALLY SHUT YOUR SHOTYR ASS UP BEFORE I BEFUCKING NOKCO U OUT ISSGTG
Tsukishima: Bro's tweakin 💀
Bokuto: 🤣
Kuroo: Hit list.
Kuroo: Both of u
Ushiwaka: @Goshiki
Ushiwaka: I hope you the best on your journey through this new love that you have found yourself in 🙂
Yunohama: Which one of u taught him abt emoji's istg
Lev: Why does he sound like he's sending Goshiki to war
Goshiki: USHIJIMA-SAN I RPMISE ITS NOT LIKE THAT ALL
Goshiki: ITS BEEN 2 FUCKING DATES
Goshiki: WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HOLD HANDS
Goshiki: I HAVENT EVEN HUGGED HIM 😭
Yunohama: But you want toooooooooooooooooooooo~~
Goshiki: NO?
Goshiki: LIKE
Goshiki: MAYBE
Goshiki: IDK
Goshiki: DOES IT FEEL NICE?
Kenma: It feels nice I promise
Goshiki: Oh
Goshiki: DO I ASK HIM TO HUG ME THEN
Goshiki: OR DO I DO IT??
Komi: I can physically feel this kids BP rise throughout this conversation
Goshiki: YEAH?
Goshiki: BUT LIKE
Goshiki: AN ANSWER???
Hinata: Well if it helps
Hinata: Me and Tobio had a first kiss on our third date 😃
Noya: SAME
Goshiki: HUH????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuroo: Our's took 4 dates
Kenma: Yeah cause u pussied out on the third one
Kuroo: KENMA SHUT YOUR TRAP
Goshiki: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP?
Semi: Our's is worse
Semi: Shirabu aggressively came up to in the middle of the night once and grabbed me, kissed me then jsut went back to sleep.
Semi: And that's how I had my first kiss
Shirabu: I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER TALK ABT THAT EVER AGAIN U CUNT
Shirabu: I WAS SLEEP WALKING 😭
Shirabu: YK I HAVE A CONDITION BABE
Semi: Still
Semi: Its funny to make fun of u
Shirabu: Kys.
Bokuto: I think our first kiss was on our second date
Akaashi: It was and it was purely cause u couldn't hold it in and u kept staring at me and blushing
Akaashi: It was hilarious
Bokuto: Akaashi 😭
Akaashi: Srry Bokuto-San
Goshiki: DOES THIS MEAN IM GONNA HAVE MY FIRST KISS SOON
Goshiki: I DONT THINK IM PREPARED FOR THAT
Yamaguchi: I mean not neccesaairly
Yamaguchi: Me and Tsukki aren't big on the whole physical thing, and we're also opting to wait till we're both ready; even though we've already been dating for 2 yrs sooooooooooooooooo
Tsukishima: Just wait till you're ready, it's not a big deal
Tendo: I mean
Tendo: Me and Waka-Chan didn't rlly go on any dates
Kinoshita: Huh
Tendo: Basically I asked him to kiss me to see if I would like it and if he did and we did and yeah we did and well we didn't stop
Daichi: OK NO MORE DETAIL NEEDED THERE THANK U VERY MUCH
Fukunaga: Daichi-San how did u have your first kiss?
Daichi: I would rather not say
Daichi: To protect someone
Suga: Tf
Suga: U mean me???
Daichi: Yes?
Suga: Idfc
Daichi: Oh
Soekawa: SPILL WTF HAPPENED
Asahi: Yeah I dont think even ik what happened
Kiyoko: Neither do I
Suga: TLDR; In our first yr, I got rlly high and then called Daichi over, confessed my love for him and then made out with him, then kicked him out of my apartment and then passed out on my sofa
Tanaka: Oh
Tanaka: My
Tanaka: God
Semi: Holy shit
Semi: I thought our's was bad 😭
Kuroo: Out of all things I wasnt excepting that-
Sagae: I dont think any of us were 😭
Suga: Mind u
Suga: That all happened in the span of I wanna say like 5 minutes
Anahori: WTF WERE U HIGH ON DUDE
Suga: Crystal Meth 😃
Suga: Not a good drug
Suga: Wouldn't recommend
Yunohama: I DONT THINK ANYONE WAS PLANNING ON GETTING HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH ANY TIME SOON
Yunohama: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Inuoka: Sound's painful
Suga: Yeah bro I was paranoid and had such bad anxiety for like 3 weeks after that 😭
Suga: And I couldnt sleep for days so I was basically a zombie
Tsukishima: No shit sherlock thats the side affects of fucking Meth
Yaku: HOW DID U GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME??
Nobuyaki: WOAHHHHH
Nobuyaki: YAKU?
Yaku: NONON NNOONO
Yaku: I DONT WANT ANY
Yaku: I'm just curious how tf did Suga get some
Suga: I know a guy.
Ennoshita: BECAUSE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER??
Yachi: This conversation took so many turns
Yachi: I preferred it when we were talking abt Goshiki's date guy
Goshiki: NO TF U DONT
Noya: Wait hold on
Noya: Daichi-San what was your reaction to
Noya: Well
Noya: That :D
Daichi: Uhm so like Suga said that happened in like 5 minutes
Daichi: Uhh I kinda didnt process it until I got home and then I realised I liked him as well so the next day I went over to his and we kinda talked and we agreed on a date
Daichi: Not that interesting tbh
Suga: I have absolutely no memory of this
Narita: I mean at least it worked out in the end??????
Suga: Hell yeah :D
Daichi: Yeah 🫠
Kageyama: I've learnt so much today
Kageyama: Some I want to forget
Tsukishima: Now if only u could use all those braincells towards your education
Kageyama: Bro u wanna fucking fight
Tsukishima: See if u can put up with me King
Kuroo: Jesus what is it with Karusuno tryna fight each other
Kenma: Don't say that well knowing u and Yaku want to kill each other every time u see each other
Kuroo: Nah Yaku's the problem
Yaku: THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY U ASSWIPE
Lev: I agree :D
Yaku: LEV I KNOW WHERE U LIVE DONT FUCKING TEST ME RIGHT NOW
Washio: Hol up
Washio: WHY DOES YAKU KNOW WHERE LEV LIVES???????
Lev: Cause he followed me home once
Yaku: THE FUCK NO I DIDNT U CUNT
Lev: Yeah thats true
Lev: I told him so he could pick me up one time
Yaku: EXACTLY
Yaku: NEXT TIME FIND YOUR OWN WAY TO THE RESTAURANT THEN
Lev: NO YAKU-SAN
Kawanishi: Aww married couple core 💞
Yaku: NO
Lev: Aww why would u deny it babyyy
Yaku: LEV IM GONNA STRANGLE U
Kuroo: I bet he's into that
Kenma: Will Yaku's hands even wrap around Lev's neck??
Kuroo: Oh they do trust me
Kuroo: I've seen Yaku strangle Lev way too much
Yunohama: They act like Semi and Shirabu do
Yamaguchi: And Kageyama and Hinata
Washio: I dont think we have a couple that constantly just fights
Yamato: Akaashi just helps Bokuto and Bokuto loves him for it 😑
Washio: Akaashi's just got a praise kink I thought we established this
Konoha: Yeah but I still think Bokuto-San has it
Yamato: Can they both have it??
Washio: Who knows.
Bokuto: YOUR PROBLEM FOR NOT BEING IN RELATIONSHIPS
Bokuto: WHY R U SPECULATING ON OUR KINKS ANYWAY
Washio: Actually we r all very happily single mind u
Yamato: ^
Konoha: ^
Komi: ^
Onaga: ^
Ennoshita: Being the only single on on your team aint fun tho
Noya: Ayo what happened to Yaa-Chan??
Yachi: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yachi: What happened to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ennoshita: HOE AINT U HOOKING UP WITH THAT ONE GIRL IN CLASS 4 IN YOUR YR
Yachi: lmao yes
Noya: WHAT?
Kageyama: What.
Hinata: AYO WHAT THE FUCK?
Tsukishima: WHO?
Yamaguchi: WHEN?
Goshiki: HA REVENGE ASSHOLE
Yachi: OH HUSH
Yachi: WE'RE NOT LIKE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
Yachi: It's just a fling kinda thing chat
Yachi: Not a big deal I swear 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kiyoko: Can I meet her?
Yachi: Lol sure
Suga: Bring her to practice
Yachi: WHY TF WOULD I DO THAT
Yachi: ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS CONVERSATION
Daichi: If she's gonna date the future manager of our volleyball team, she better be good
Kuroo: Aww protective Daichi core 🤩
Daichi: Fuck off
Kuroo: 🤣
Yachi: WE'RE NOT DATING
Yamaguchi: HOLY SHIT
Yamaguchi: IS IT SUKI-SAN?
Yachi: WTF WHY DO U KNOW WHO IT IS??
Tsukishima: Cause she's in our class
Yamaguchi: And the only lesbian other than u, Im aware of
Fukunaga: 'Aware' 🤣
Yamaguchi: Would u rather have said 'on my radar'??????
Hinata: OOH OH OH OH OH
Hinata: IK WHO SHE IS
Shiayama: Bro this kid knows literally everyone wtf
Daichi: Don't even know how he's managed to accomplish that tbh
Kenma: He just isn't aware of the phrase 'Stranger Danger'
Kenma: That's literally how we met
Hinata: KENMA SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hinata: AND
Hinata: SHES RLLY NICE AND PRETTY
Yamaguchi: YEAH SHES HELPED ME WITH ENGLISH HW ONCE
Tsukishima: And she's also just very kind
Tsukishima: She's helped me carry books from the library to the classroom
Kawanishi: Lmao so Ennoshita is the only one on the team who's single
Ennoshita: Bro don't even start rn istg
Akaashi: You guys should try and get him someone
Ennoshita: NO I DONT NEED THEM TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE FOR ME
Ennoshita: I'm very content with how I am
Ennoshita: Leave me the fuck alone 😭
Fukunaga: U into men or women or anything flies?
Ennoshita: EXCUSE ME?
Yamamoto: NO CAUSE WE JUST GOT THIS RLLY PRETTY PERSON IN OUR YR
Fukunaga: Yeah and they're single
Kenma: Ahh
Kenma: Ren-San?
Yamamoto: YEAH
Konoha: HOLY SHIT KENMA KNOWS THIS KID??
Kenma: Konoha, shut up
Kenma: But also yes
Kenma: They're nice
Ennoshita: Anything else abt them?
Tendo: Ohohoho sounds like someone's interested
Ennoshita: BRO IM JUST ASKING
Fukunaga: Well they're non-binary, they go by Ren, they joined a month ago, they're pretty reserved and I don't think they've joined any clubs but they have come to some of our matches so they r somewhat intrested in volleyball or sports (cause they're usually alone so I don't think they're forced to come to the games). They're quite reserved tbh and more calm from what I've seen.
Kenma: They're really smart. Like they're in the highest class, which is the only reason I know them cause they were assigned to tutor me
Ennoshita: Oh wow
Anahori: CMON KEEP GOING
Anahori: U'VE GOT HIM HOOKED
Noya: YEAH WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
Noya: WE'RE GONNA GET CHIKARA A PARTNER
Yachi: HELL YEAH
Kinoshita: YEAH!
Narita: YEAH ❤
Yachi: ENNOSHITA-SAN U WONT BE LONELY ANYMORE
Ennoshita: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN??
Ushiwaka: @Daichi
Ushiwaka: You aren't going to do anything about this?
Daichi: Motherfucker do I look like I can do smth abt this??
Ushiwaka: Fair
Kuroo: No dont stop this
Kuroo: THIS is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day I think
Yunohama: Sad ahh life
Kuroo: Kys u cunt
Kenma: They've got like medium dark brown hair which is usually up that one hairstyle where like some of the hair is up and some is down
Yachi: U mean a half up, half down?
Kenma: SYBAU
Kenma: ANYWYAS
Kenma: They also have like chestnut brown eyes ig
Kenma: And they wear circular glasses
Ennoshita: Oh wow
Kenma: I dont have a picture of them otherwise I would send it
Kenma: Oh and they're really into science, especially biology
Narita: AND WOULD U LOOK AT THAT
Narita: CHIKARA WOULD U PLS ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT?
Ennoshita: Fucking hell
Kinnoshita: GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Ennoshita: It's biology and chemistry
Noya: DING DING DING
Noya: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, NON-BINARY AND OTHER HOES
Yamaguchi: I think that last part was for us
Kenma: Thank you??
Noya: IT SEEMS WE HAVE A WINNER
Ennoshita: OH COME ON NOTHIGN HAS HAPPENED
Yamamoto: DO U WANT THEIR NUMBER?
Ennoshita: I mean
Ennoshita: Do I?
Daichi: Omfg r u really asking that rn?
Daichi: Ik you're gonna be an amazing captain and all but that is single handedly the dumbest thing you've ever said or asked
Yamaguchi: I must admit Ennoshita-San, that was rlly stupid question
Kuroo: HELL YEAH U DO
Bokuto: YEAH BRO I SWEAR BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS AMAZING
Suga: YUP U GET TOO PISS THEM OFF AS MUCH AS U LIKE BUT ITS OK CAUSE THEY'LL STILL LOVE U NO MATTER WHAT
Asahi: Being with Noya actually made my life a little bit brighter
Suga: Depressed ahh
Asahi: Addict ahh
Yachi: I mean idk much abt proper relationships but sex is fun
Akaashi: *Having someone to care for and care for u is also fun (but yes sex is very fun)
Noya: CHIKARA R U FUCKING STUPID
Kinoshita: YEAH WTF MAN
Kenma: Not the worst descion I ever made (getting into a relationship).
Kenma: Don't get me wrong
Kenma: It takes a shit ton of energy, but sometimes it's worth it. Also cause Kuroo knows me very well and knows when I want to be left alone or when I want to talk abt smth serious or smth funny and that shit
Semi: Yeah being with someone who matches your freak but also knows when to cooperate with you when your 'energy batteries' are at different levels is one of the best things
Narita: TRUST ME BRO U AINT GONNA REGRET IT
Tsukishima: So in conclusion
Tsukishima: Yes you want their fucking number.
Kiyoko: U got this, Ennoshita :D
Ennoshita: Holy shit
Ennoshita: Well ok then ig 😭
Noya: PEER PRESSURE WOOOO
Fukunaga: I've sent you their number Ennoshita-San in pm
Anahori: GO TALK TO THEM
Ennoshita: WHAT DO I START THE CONVERSATION WITH?
Bokuto: HI
Bokuto: THEN INDRODUCE YOURSELF
Yamaguchi: U got this senpai!
Ennoshita: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kuroo: Let us know if u suddenly want to come to Nekoma
Daichi: Not in a million years
Suga: Keep your filthy paws off our team jackass
Tsukishima: As if they would want to leave us for a bunch of lame ass cats
Asahi: No offence but I dont think Ennoshita would ever leave us for you
Shiayama: This guy is the meanest kindest person ever
Lev: He's fucking terrfying
Asahi: WHAT??
Yamagata: Yeah r we sure he's not a 30 yr old pedo?
Daichi: LMAO I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED
Asahi: DAICHI?
Noya: HES NOT 30
Noya: OR A FUCKING PEDO
Narita: Yeah go defend your bf Nishinoya
Noya: STFU BENCHWARMER
Narita: DAMN OK
Kinoshita: AT LEAST WE DONT GET YELLED AT MY COACH AND DAICHI EVERY PRACTICE
Noya: STFU
Noya: IM JUST SPECIAL
Tsukishima: Yeah
Tsukishima: 'special'
Akakura: They should make a reality tv show but it's just the Karusuno team fighting cause ts is entertaining af
Yachi: U think that would raise money?
Akakura: IDK but I would pay to watch this shit live
Kuroo: ^
Konoha: ^
Yaku: ^
Onaga: ^
Yamamoto: ^
Kenma: ^
Komi: ^
Fukunaga: ^
Inuoka: ^
Bokuto: ^
Teshiro: ^
Shiayama: ^
Ushiwaka: ^
Akaashi: ^
Soekawa: ^
Yamagata: ^
Semi: ^
Ohira: ^
Tendo: ^
Yunohama: ^
Nobuyaki: ^
Goshiki: ^
Washio: ^
Shibata: ^
Shirabu: ^
Yamato: ^
Kawanishi: ^
Sagae: ^
Lev: ^
Umeda: ^
Anahori: ^
Suzuki: ^
Daichi: Wow
Daichi: Wtf happened to our reputation
Kiyoko: What reputation?
Suga: LMAOO THATS ACTUALLY SO REAL
Daichi: 😑
Bokuto: Another thing
Bokuto: Going back to the dating thing
Bokuto: I didn't know Kinnoshita-Sana nd Narita-San were dating
Akaashi: Surprised u remember their names
Bokuto: HEY?!
Kinoshita: That's cause we're not
Kinoshita: I've got a partner (non-binary) who's in one of my class
Narita: And I'm dating Kinoshita's twin sister lmao
Narita: Even tho she goes to a diff sch 😞
Kinoshita: I refuse to acknowledge this
Narita: 🤪
Kinoshita: 🖕
Narita: I put that in your sister
Yamamoto: AYO?
Kinoshita: FUCKING KYS U PERVERTN IM GONNA RIP YPOR BALD ASS HEAD OF YOUR BODY AND SELL IT TO THE BUTCHETECRHS BUT I BET THEY WOULD REJECT IT CAUS EWHO WANTS YOUR UGLY ASS BRAIN WHICH PROBABLY IS HOLLOW AF CAUSE U HAVE NO BRAINCELSL AND THE PERSONALITY OF A FUCKING FORK
Ohira: Is bro ok?
Ennoshita: He's fine
Tanaka: WAIT HOLD ON GUYS IM ALSO SINGLE
Tanaka: I wasn't paying attention to the conversation until now BUT LIKE
Kiyoko: I'm also single I just cba to say shit
Yaku: U guys arent dating????????
Tanaka: Nooooooooooooooooooo???????????
Ushiwaka: I thought number 5 and the manager were in love
Noya: LMAO WHAT
Suga: NOT EVEN USHIKAWA SHIPPING THEM
Suga: WHAT U GOT TO SAY TO THAT SHIMIZU?
Asahi: I won't lie, I don't blame him
Ushiwaka: I'm very confused
Ushiwaka: If they aren't dating, then why was the manager giving number 5 looks of love during our match
Suga: AWW SNAPPP
Suga: EXPOSEDDDDDD
Yachi: KIYOKO-SAN??
Shiayama: So we're gonna ignore that guy just said 'looks of love'??
Semi: Yes.
Semi: Yes we r
Tanaka: KIYOKO-SAN?
Kiyoko: No no no
Kiyoko: It's rlly not what u think
Kinoshita: UUH HUH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Kiyoko: Kinoshita u asswipe stfu
Kiyoko: U were literally just crashing out
Kinoshita: Damn mb bro
Tanaka: 😭
Daichi: Guys maybe Shimizu isn't comfortable with saying anything on this gc so we should jsut let her and Tanaka sort it out
Kuroo: Yeah no that's fair
Soekawa: Valid point sorry Kiyoko-San
Akaashi: Very sorry Kiyoko-San that we basically were pressuring u too say smth
Akaashi: Even if we didn't actually say anything
Sagae: I think our presence online on this gc was enough
Kiyoko: Nah it's ok dw guys
Kiyoko: Thank you, Daichi
Kiyoko: My saviour 🤩
Suga: Ayo back off
Kenma: Chill bro
Kenma: Aint no one gonna take your man 😑
Bokuto: Yeah but if I had a chance i would
Suga: HELLO? 😃
Suga: WHAT?
Bokuto: NAH BUT
Bokuto: RESPECTFULLY
Bokuto: HAVE U SEEN THEM THIGHS?????
Bokuto: UGHH
Bokuto: DROOLING FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON THEM
Akaashi: I have to agree with this.
Akaashi: Suga, Daichi, if your up to me and Bokuto would love to take care of you both for a night
Suga: AYO WHAT
Daichi: Uhm
Daichi: 😃🔫
Kuroo: NOO THEY HAVE A POINT
Kuroo: DAICHI'S THIGHS?
Kuroo: DAICHI'S VOICE
Kuroo: YUMMY
Kenma: Suga-San's eyes....
Kenma: We will also put up an offer
Tendo: LIL BRO WHAT ABT US?
Suga: NUH UH
Suga: NOT U
Suga: OUT OF THE QUESTION
Semi: What abt me and Shirabu?
Shirabu: Omg yes pls
Shirabu: One night
Suga: CHAT??!
Noya: Why did this suddenly become a harem for Daichi and Suga????
Noya: And can we join
Asahi: Omg no 😭
Noya: Damnnit but I wont do anything without Asahi-San's consent 😘😘
Bokuto: Those
Bokuto: Thighs.
Shirabu: SUGA'S HAIR 🤩
Suga: 😭🤣
Suga: I'm honoured?
Daichi: Yeah thanks fuckfaces 🫠
Suga: Babyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bokuto: UGH STOP
Yamamoto: Genuinely such a sweet couple
Inuoka: If u just ignore how they got together
Kageyama: I'm so clueless
Kageyama: Me and Hinata left to practice for a bit wtf happened?
Tsukishima: Daichi-San and Sugawara-Senpai now have harems
Hinata: What the fuck
Kageyama: I agree.
Hinata: HELLO?
Daichi: WHAT?
Kageyama: Respectufully, Daichi-San you have amazing legs
Daichi: JESUS FUCK
Bokuto: SEE
Bokuto: THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
Kageyama: And Sugawara-San is just like an angel
Akaashi: This ^
Kenma: On my knees for this man 🧎🙏
Semi: He could set me up for a night I'm telling u
Akaashi: Yh like
Akaashi: One chance
Kenma: Just one.
Semi: Begging.
Akaashi: 😞
Kenma: 😞
Semi: 😞
Suga: DAMN GUYS CALM DOWN 😭🙏🤣
Suga: But also
Suga: Awww Kageymaaa
Suga: My precious <333333333
Suga: Sure you took my space on the line up but I still love you ❤
Kageyama: ....
Kageyama: Srry abt that
Suga: LMAO NO DONT I WASNT TRYNA GUILT TRIP U
Suga: Chill Im content watching u all be idiots 😌
Tanaka: Excuse me???????
Ennoshita: U better not say anything
Ennoshita: This close to asking coach to give me your spot
Tanaka: Yes sir.
Daichi: Damn
Daichi: We're gonna leave them in good hands 😭
Suga: 😭
Asahi: 😭
Kiyoko: 😭
Kinoshita: WE ALSO GOT CHIKARA THE NUMBER OF A HOT SECOND YR FROM NEKOMA
Ennoshita: SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING PRICK
Ennoshita: WE AINT GONNA TALK ABT YOUR CRASHOUT THEN?
Kinoshita: THAT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS LEAVE ME ALONE
Kenma: Oh.
Kenma: And Ushiwaka ships Tanaka with Kiyoko-San
Kageyama: Cause they're dating?
Tanaka: HELLO?
Kiyoko: Not this shit again 😭
Yamaguchi: Why is this gc pinging so much again???
Yamaguchi: I was just tryna study with Tsukki fam 💔
Nobuyaki: It's giving
Nobuyaki: H O M O S E X U A L I T Y
Kuroo: It's giving
Kuroo: S I N G L E
Nobuyaki: Not my fault my ex cheated on me 😒
Kuroo: Oh shit mb 😭
Nobuyaki: U KNEW THIS?
Kuroo: Omg yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Teshiro: THIS is the guy who's the smartest person in all of Nekoma High, has got many college admissions already and some scholarships 😃
Kenma: Idefk at this point
Ohira: This gen is cooked 💀
Tendo: Chat can u burn water?