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1. Bass Guitars Don't Grow On Trees by ItsFruitGummy

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   08 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Eric Cartman
   • Tweek Tweak has anxiety
   • Craig Tucker is a supportive boyfriend
   • Cartman doesnt know how instruments work
   • Clyde's terrible dancing
   • No beta we die like Kenny
   • minimal/no editing

   Summary

   Tweek and Craig are just trying to enjoy a nice, calm end-of-year party at Tolkien's house. Unfortunately, "calm" is not something often experienced in South Park.

   This was a writing challenge set by my friend! I got given ten minutes, the prompt "I want to see you running from the police", and it had to involve Creek.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   456

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   17

   Hits:

   196