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1. Whores and Hors d'oeuvres by billsboo, kestrylphoenix

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hans Capon/Pious Pavel
   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Hans Capon
   • Pious Pavel
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Banter
   • Public Sex
   • Polyamory
   • Fancy Event
   • Trans Male Character
   • Trans Pious Pavel
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • but both over the course of one night
   • Alcohol
   • Intoxication
   • Slow Dancing
   • Teasing
   • Marking
   • Smoking
   • Crossdressing
   • Foot Jobs
   • Anal Play
   • Titfucking
   • Genderfuckery
   • Feminization
   • but in a nonbinary way
   • Pious's dick is huge in every universe
   • two brats trying to out-brat each other
   • Hans is both a sweetheart and a bitch
   • Includes Fanart
   • Henry barely appears but he haunts the narrative
   • Frottage
   • Oral Sex
   • Degradation
   • but in a banter way?
   • Docking
   • Versatile Hans Capon
   • Versatile Pious Pavel
   • Balls & Galas
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Anal Sex

   Summary

   "All right, you rat. If we're gonna do this—" Hans scoffs. "Just sit there and look pretty. As much as you can."

   "Fine," Pavel sneers. "I can play the bitch on your arm. But I intend to have my own fun. I didn't get all dressed up for nothing."

   ---

   Forced together by unusual circumstances, Hans and Pavel find the good in each other over the course of a gala.

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   English

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