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1. The Extremely Flawless, Utterly Logical, No-Way-This-backfires, plan of convincing Ser Vaemond Velaryon by dealingwith_writing

   Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   13 Sep 2025

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen & Laenor Velaryon
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Laenor Velaryon
   • Vaemond Velaryon
   • Jacaerys Velaryon
   • Lucerys Velaryon (Son of Rhaenyra)
   • Joffrey Velaryon
   • Rhaenys Targaryen Velaryon
   • Corlys "The Sea Snake" Velaryon
   • Alicent Hightower
   • Harwin Strong
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • no seriously
   • The Author has no idea what she's doing
   • no this isn't even proofread
   • just pure crack and written out of pure spite.
   • tags reveal a lot
   • so i'm not saying who the papi is

   Summary

   Princess Rhaenyra needed heirs. Laenor couldn’t give her heirs. Harwin Strong was too obvious. So, logically, the only option was… yeah, don’t ask questions. The important thing is the kids look like Velaryons, and everyone’s confused but also kind of impressed. Even Laenor doesn’t know how it happened. Nobody talks about it. Ever.

   This is the story of the worst plan ever made, which somehow worked too well, and why nobody should let Rhaenyra make decisions unsupervised.

    

   Also, heavily inspired by one particular fic I read but I think the author deleted it.

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