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Shayne guzzles down more morning coffee than usual while Courtney puts on their makeup, making sure they’ll look gorgeous for the 4K cameras.
Birdie, their cat, fears the thick tension in the house and hides under a couch. Bones, on the other hand, is loving the drama.
As the two get into their car, they practice smack talking to each other.
“We are going to cream you, dude! Drown you in our milk!” Courtney yells.
“Oh, yeah? Well the Hollywood Hotdogs will smoke you before you even get the chance!” Shayne shouts back with a grin.
Shayne cracks himself up as he keeps going while Courtney shouts “Moo! Moo! Moo!” at him.
The Smosh producers knew exactly what they were doing by separating the two competitive spouses.