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u/snakeinajar – 2 weeks ago
R/relationship_advice
A pretty girl stomped out my cigarette and called me an idiot. I liked it a lot. How do I get her to do it again.
I (18M, I think I’m doing that right) have had a habit of smoking for years. I don’t really care about if it’s healthy or not, whatever, it’s a coping mechanism, I don’t want your shitty advice on how to stop smoking or whatever. Not the point of this post.
What I want to talk about is how this girl (18F), who I haven’t exactly gotten along with for a while now, caught me smoking on the roof of her school. It’s not my school or territory, I was only invited to go there by my best friend (and I cringe using this term to call him such a thing) for a while while he did whatever he needed to do. I smoke when I’m stressed. That morning had been shitty. I was still reeling from the stress of it. Smoking is the way I calm down.
But I guess her leader doesn’t care much for smokers on their territory, so when she found me on the roof, smoking like I usually do, she took the cigarette out of my hand, threw it on the ground, stomped on it, and called me a “fucking idiot.”
I have never felt anything like I did in that moment. I don’t know how to explain it. She grabbed my jacket collar after and pulled me in and for a second I think I wanted her to kiss me. I think. I’ve never wanted to be kissed before. It’s never been on my radar. I always thought romance was stupid and I certainly had never thought about this girl in such a way before. But I think I wanted her to kiss me and I literally have no idea why.
She left the roof after that and left me alone. I didn’t know what to do so I just stayed there until my best friend came to get me and take us back home.
How do I get her to do this again.
I really want it to happen for some reason.
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frothytheology04
INFO: how exactly do you guys know each other???
snakeinajar – OP
We are in rival gangs. I am the leader of mine.
frothytheology04
holy shit that’s crazy
exasperatedschoolboy32
oh my god i cant believe i actually found you posting on fucking reddit
snakeinajar – OP
Go fuck yourself.
AdventurouslyExtra-large
It seems like you must have had your first sexual awakening, maybe even your first romantic one. As much as you like her calling you an idiot, maybe it’s best to avoid it, since it might just cause issues later on when trying to tell if she actually likes you back. Plus, it seems like she doesn’t like you smoking in the first place, right?
My advice to you is to start slow. Maybe you can talk to her again without the smoking, see where that gets you. Maybe she stomped it out and called you an idiot because she hates to see you smoke in the first place. Or she could feel pretty disrespected if you’re constantly doing things she asks you not to do, like smoking, unless this is the first time you’ve smoked around her and whatever school roof you’re talking about. It’d probably be best to start out by doing things that might not, y’know, piss her off or something. Probably better to be treated with kindness and respect than having her insult you over and over again, right?
snakeinajar – OP
I don’t really care about kindness and respect. I just want her to call me an idiot again.
PM_ME_YOUR_OPULENT_SWEEPSTAKES
dude u got such a fucking humiliation kink lmaoooooo
snakeinajar – OP
A what.
exasperatedschoolboy32
i dont think you should ask about that bro
EvilDetention
Bro, I think she might have a thing for you too
snakeinajar – OP
She hates me.
EvilDetention
But she grabbed your collar and called you a fucking idiot???? Girl’s crazy abt you man
snakeinajar – OP
Thank you for all the comments. I’m not going to reply to anyone else. I think I’m just going to smoke on the roof again and hope she does it again.