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2025-09-18
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2025-09-19
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Tales from the Rhapsody

Summary:

Some drabbles and snippets about our favorite bounty hunting family. Not in any particular order. Will include happy stories and sad ones. Tags will be added as needed

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Happy Chemicals

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They had turned in another low-level bounty. A small-time crook with high ambitions and a low IQ. Either way, they were all tired from it, and it showed as they entered the Rhapsody once again.

Ziggy and Pixel wandered off to their rooms, Rett headed towards the bridge to get them back into space and the way to a place to get better supplies. Pyke and Ko were in the lounge area.

Pyke had flopped onto the couch, but Ko lay down on the floor. Pyke was about to ask her if she was ok, but she suddenly spoke.

“Hank!” She called out. “Hank, I need my happy chemicals!”

Pyke raised an eyebrow, wondering what she was referring to. Was she on drugs? It was bad enough they had Pixel’s addiction to deal with, they didn’t need another one-

Hank waddled into the lounge and happily hopped onto Ko. He settled down on her chest and began to make snuffling sounds as he licked her face.

“Yes...” Ko smiled as she wrapped her large arms around Hank. “Just what the doctor ordered. Good boy, Hank.”

Pyke was still confused and not entirely sure she wasn’t on drugs.

Chapter 2: Sharp Dressed Pug

Summary:

I promise the next chapter will not center around Hank again...

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Rett stared at Hank.

He had summoned Hank to help chart a course to their next destination, only to find himself staring at a lot of purple.

Hank’s smiling mug stared up at him from underneath a bright purple top hat. A matching bowtie was tied under his chin, and there was even a purple jacket to go with it all.

“Hank...” Rett said slowly. “What the hell are you wearing?”

“Aint he adorable?” Pixel gushed as she walked over. “The pet shop was having a sale! They were practically giving away all kinds of cute clothes, so I couldn’t resist stocking Hank’s closet with some outfits. After all, it’s important to accessorize!”

She jingled the many neon bangle bracelets she wore and beamed up at Rett. Rett looked between them and then sighed.

“Hank doesn’t need clothes to wear,” he said. “But... if it makes him happy, I suppose he can wear some.”

Hank gave a happy bark and ran a circle around Rett’s legs.

“You’re gonna be the cutest pupper in the whole galaxy!” Pixel cooed.

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