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    Summary

    Necrobutcher wants one quiet weekend to himself. No gigs, no rehearsals, no chaos. Most importantly: no Hellhammer.
    Unfortunately, Hellhammer gets high, is bored out of his skull, and armed with a telephone. What begins as a series of terrible accents and prank calls quickly turns into Necrobutcher storming over to “teach him a lesson.”
    …which somehow ends with Hellhammer getting exactly what he wanted all along.

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    Language:
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