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1. One Quiet Weekend (or: How Necrobutcher Learned He’ll Never Get Peace) by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Mayhem (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hellhammer | Jan Axel Blomberg/Necrobutcher | Jørn Stubberud
   • Hellhammer | Jan Axel Blomberg
   • Necrobutcher | Jørn Stubberud
   • Top Necrobutcher
   • Bottom Hellhammer
   • Bratty Hellhammer
   • Rough Sex
   • Spanking
   • Dirty Talk
   • Couch Sex
   • Morning Sex
   • Hellhammer is a little Shit
   • Phone Call Shenanigans
   • Necrobutcher Just Wants a Quiet Weekend
   • Hellhammer Won’t Allow It
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   Necrobutcher wants one quiet weekend to himself. No gigs, no rehearsals, no chaos. Most importantly: no Hellhammer.
   Unfortunately, Hellhammer gets high, is bored out of his skull, and armed with a telephone. What begins as a series of terrible accents and prank calls quickly turns into Necrobutcher storming over to “teach him a lesson.”
   …which somehow ends with Hellhammer getting exactly what he wanted all along.

   Series

   • Part 10 of NecroHammer brainrot

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,400

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