NecroHammer brainrot
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Hellhammer drags Necrobutcher up to his family’s holiday cabin for a “guys weekend.” The plan? Beer, sauna, maybe swimming if they don’t drown first. The reality? Spectacularly bad cooking, near-death in the lake, and so much alcohol that the line between jokes and curiosity gets obliterated in a haze of steam and sweat.
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- Part 1 of NecroHammer brainrot
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- English
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- 2,048
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- 1/1
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After a gig, Necrobutcher and Hellhammer get drunk and start arguing about Hellhammer’s supposed “groupie conquests.” Necrobutcher calls bullshit, so Hellhammer dares him to act like a groupie so he can prove his “smooth moves.”
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- Part 2 of NecroHammer brainrot
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After a show, Hellhammer and Necrobutcher are forced to take the only available motel room—a tacky honeymoon suite with pink walls, cupids, and a heart-shaped tub. At first, they mock the hell out of it… but soon the absurdity turns into something else…
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- Part 3 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Necrobutcher catches a cold. Hellhammer takes it upon himself to “play nurse.” Unfortunately for Jørn, Hellhammer’s idea of medical care involves a sex-shop costume, questionable remedies, and an obscene amount of innuendo.
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- Part 4 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Euronymous’s cruel jokes about Hellhammer’s body hit harder than he’ll admit, leaving him hiding away in his flat and picking himself apart. Necrobutcher isn’t about to let him spiral…
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- Part 5 of NecroHammer brainrot
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A drunken night leaves Hellhammer venting to Necrobutcher about how empty one-night stands with girls have become. Jørn, who’s been carrying a quiet crush for years, suggests maybe he’s been barking up the wrong tree.
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- Part 6 of NecroHammer brainrot
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After a night of drinking, Hellhammer convinces Necrobutcher that walking across a frozen lake is a brilliant idea. Spoiler: it’s not. Soaked, freezing in a flat without electricity, they end up sharing a bed—nude, for “survival reasons.”
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- Part 7 of NecroHammer brainrot
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- English
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- 1,541
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 105
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Hellhammer needs a new shelf. Necrobutcher agrees to help. IKEA happens, chaos follows, the shelf doesn’t survive—but they still end up screwing something together by the end.
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- Part 8 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Hellhammer drags Necrobutcher into the adult section of a video store… and into something way hotter.
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- Part 9 of NecroHammer brainrot
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One Quiet Weekend (or: How Necrobutcher Learned He’ll Never Get Peace) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Mayhem (Band)
22 Sep 2025
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Necrobutcher wants one quiet weekend to himself. No gigs, no rehearsals, no chaos. Most importantly: no Hellhammer.
Unfortunately, Hellhammer gets high, is bored out of his skull, and armed with a telephone. What begins as a series of terrible accents and prank calls quickly turns into Necrobutcher storming over to “teach him a lesson.”
…which somehow ends with Hellhammer getting exactly what he wanted all along.Series
- Part 10 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Necrobutcher just wants a few hours of sleep after Mayhem’s brutal Leipzig show—but Hellhammer has other plans. Drunk, obnoxiously proud of a uniform he won in a drinking contest, and determined to be as annoying as possible.
Necrobutcher’s patience wears thin… and sometimes, lessons have to be taught in ways even a drunken Hellhammer can’t ignore.
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- Part 11 of NecroHammer brainrot