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1. Barking Up the Wrong Tree by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Mayhem (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hellhammer | Jan Axel Blomberg/Necrobutcher | Jørn Stubberud
   • Hellhammer | Jan Axel Blomberg
   • Necrobutcher | Jørn Stubberud
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Drunken Confessions
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • experimenting
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Clumsy but Hot
   • Pining
   • emotional realisation
   • Awkward morning after
   • Hangover
   • there was only one couch

   Summary

   A drunken night leaves Hellhammer venting to Necrobutcher about how empty one-night stands with girls have become. Jørn, who’s been carrying a quiet crush for years, suggests maybe he’s been barking up the wrong tree.

   Series

   • Part 6 of NecroHammer brainrot

   Language:

   English

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   1,978

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