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Cartman starts drowning in the spoils of the new life his Ghetto-Epstein stepfather provides him. He expects Kyle to clean it up when he's sick of it. But it freaks him out that Kyle wants to in the first place. His life would be perfect if Kyle could keep his big fat jew nose out of his business.
Wanna-be-Daddy-Warbucks takes more away than Cartman ever wanted to be given. Cartman can't let anyone get away with that. Even if he was black in this climate.
(I don't want to give it away but the tags are serious and it gets nasty. I was dissatisfied with the original so I made this one a retelling of Sporus and Nero. Yeah, it gets that bad. Warnings. They ain't a decoration. Don't bug me me about complete, it won't turn off. It's not an ED just to make Cartman pretty and cry. They ain't suddenly femsoftboys here I am familiar with ALL the annoying stuff and danced around that bs like it's lava! Give me a goddamn chance.)