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    “Can I tie you up?”

    Sophia’s eyes bug out, then quickly narrow. “I beg your finest pardon?”

    “Not in a weird way,” Lara elaborates, gesticulating stupidly with her free hand. Holy shit, she wants to kill herself. “I just need to ratio butchstag on Twitter.”

    “Oh, I didn’t know that deer could be gay now too,” Sophia says confusedly, clearly still weirded the fuck out. “Love is love, I guess.”

    Lara blinks. “What— okay, Sophia, no. I need you to lock in. That’s their username. And they’re evil. So I need to ratio them.”

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