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Anniversary Dick Measuring Contest (Natasha Wins) by thatadrenalinejunkie for ReiverReturns
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
11 Oct 2025
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Summary
Instead of peacefully planning where to go for their upcoming two-year anniversary as an official throuple, her boyfriends are squared off in front of the fireplace, voices sharp, chest puffed up, eyes locked like two predators about to pounce.
Natasha lounges on the couch, one arm draped lazily across the backrest, watching them circle each other like prizefighters. She should probably intervene. A responsible girlfriend would. But honestly? They’re both gorgeous when they’re like this—Bradley’s cheeks flushed pink with irritation, Jake’s jaw tight and dangerous, both of them practically vibrating with heat.
It’s like free entertainment. And it’s not like they don’t always end up making up in spectacular fashion afterward.
So she stretches out, props her chin in her palm, and lets them go at it, biting back a smile. This is what being in love with two idiots looks like.
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Or, in this relationship, Natasha wears the jorts.