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Miles Edgeworth.
That spineless dog.
Lately I've been using the excuse of meeting my partner to get out of useless social interactions. Miss an 'outing' here ,decline a dinner whit foolish co-workers there. Unfortunately for me I can not miss the King Prosecutors award ceremony. Which on its own would be bearable. It is work. I have to be there when I finally take the award from that fool of a brother of mine.
This is not where my problem starts. My problem starts whit having been asked to bring my so-called partner. The partner that dose not exists.
"Sadly she can't make it. She has work that night."
Perfect excuse. If they question any further ,one stair stops it. I don't even have to involve my whip.
It was perfect.
Up until that disgrace of a lawyer though it fun to claim my 'darling girlfriend' managed to get off work last minute for the night. And tell everyone on our floor.
By now the entirety of the prosecutors building knows my partner can make it.
Which means I will need a new plan. A day before the event.
"I can't believe I'm doing this... I'll have to personally murder my little brother."
The solution is one call away. Her number already staring me down from my phone. There isn't anyone else I trust whit this...
I'll make him pay.
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Ring ring ri-
"Helllooo?"
"Maya Fey?"
"Franzy? Isn't that a nice surprise!"
Why dose she have to sound so sincere, someone skin me alive I can't go through whit this she'll think me a fool. A pathetic f- "May I ask a favor of you?"
"You May-ask several favors if you want. Whats up?"
Someone ,end me please why do I th- "I need you to- Well , could you..." Gott this is so humiliating
"Yesss? Come on Franzy you can ask me anything!"
Stop being so kind ,I beg of you please I can't t- "I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend for an event." Someone shoot me.
"Awh just pretend?-"
"MS FEY!"
"-Sorry sorry! I'm sorry!"
You- You carefree fool! How I'd strangle you-
"Of course I will, don't worry!"
That stupid laugh... as if you want me to die in embarrassment, Maya!
"Soo what event are you taking me? A diner the two of us or?"
...
Please , anyone. I never expected to sink this low.
Tho by now I might just burn alive whit how she's talking
...
"Fran? Hello? FRANZY!"
"WHAT- Oh! Khm excuse me, no. No , it's not a diner. It's the a prosecutors ceremony."
"Awh alright. So when is all of this?"
"Tomorrow." How pathetic asking at the last minute. How could I expect her to consider it at all, let alone say yes last m-
"Oh! Alright , when will you pick me up?"
... Well that was easy. "Be ready by 6 pm."
"Okayyy! Bye bye 'love'-"
Beep
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...How am I still breathing. And why would she end it like that?! All of this is so so dumb I-
Sigh
It's Alright Franziska. Your plan is in motion. Just, get yourself together and get back to work. You have a case to argue tomorrow before all this nonsense. Don't let foolish thoughts distract you!