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Once upon a time, there was a ugly toothpaste man named Rui Kamishiro. This is important for the plot of our story.
On a day not unlike this one, Wonderlands x Showtime happened to be meeting with some fancy-smancy executive or something. I don't know, but they just so happened to be in a massive office building that was over 10 stories high and happened to be covered in massive, easily breakable windows.
Anyways, because fate may have it, Rui Kamishiro was somehow managing to turn everything into a reference to one of the unfunniest jokes in existence, six-seven. It happened to be June 7th, but that was unimportant. Also, why six-seven?
The author of this fic has no clue what the fuck it's even supposed to be, only that hearing it twenty million times has made it annoying as fuck. Unfortunately for Rui Kamishiro, friends of the person who is writing this have decided to make as many as possible. So, Rui Kamishiro was destined to die on this fateful day for his sins against humanity.
Not, it was not because he was gay, those were separate sins of humanity, it was because he was repeating godawful brainrot like a 5 year old IPad kid with fingers as sticky as the lollipops they sucked on, their brain cells deteriorating at a rate faster than Nene Kusanagi’s and Tsukasa's Tenma's did.
“Oh my fucking god, Tsukasa, get him to shut up.”
“I can't. He won't stop. It's the six-seven-pocalypse."
“Please don't call it that.”
“My apologies.”
“Wow, guys! It's been six or seven seconds since I last—” Rui annoyingly interjected as Nene threw a vegetable at him. He dodged with all the grace of that fucking coffee dancer or some shit I don't keep up with brainrot — successfully standing there with all the bitchlessness of the nerd emoji.
“SHUT UP!”
“Achshually, it's shh-ut ee-up”
“What the actual fuck— Tsukasa can we please kill him.”
“Please do…”
So Nene Kusanagi threw Rui out of the 10th story window, the purple man flopping helplessly in the air as he fell towards the ground. He was going to die, but unfortunately for him a portal opened up and he went to hell: ultra deluxe edition, aka super hell, where he was forced to eat vegetables for the crime of being unfunny.
The end.