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1. A Himbo’s Headshave by SapphireFruit

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence/Hank 5 (Date Everything!)
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence (Date Everything!)
   • Specifically Dirk
   • Hank 5 (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Head Shaving
   • Haircuts
   • Romance
   • Married Couple
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Fluff
   • Literally And Figuratively
   • Dirk shaves Hank 5’s head
   • Post-Realization (Date Everything!)
   • Hair Kink
   • Hair-pulling
   • Hair Brushing
   • Past Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Spoilers for Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
   • Video Cameras
   • Videotaping
   • breast milk
   • Milking
   • Dirk kinda doesn’t like the other Hanks cause he’s a biiiiitch
   • Affectionate
   • mostly - Freeform
   • Exfoliating scrub
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Comfort
   • Mild Angst
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • The hanks are a little mean about Hank 5 being bald at first :(
   • But they make up for it :)

   Summary

   Dirk lucks out in a bet between him and Hank Five, and Hank Five must submit to a fetish he never knew his husband possessed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,919

   Chapters:

   3/4

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   13

   Bookmarks:

   2

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