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  1. Damon Vs Group Chat by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Vampire Diaries - L. J. Smith  

    29 Sep 2025

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    Bonnie makes a group chat for Mystic Falls emergencies. Damon immediately ruins it with memes, selfies, and fake “emergencies” (like running out of bourbon or Caroline’s missing M&Ms). No one takes him seriously anymore—until a real vampire attack happens, and his refusal to believe Bonnie nearly gets Jeremy killed. Damon swears he’ll change… then instantly declares “Bonnie yelled at me” as the next emergency.

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    Damon being dumb and clueless to piss others off

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