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You Better Go Now (Because I Like You Much Too Much) by charmingdemonbelle for bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Nov 2025
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Summary
“You prefer to earn your keep,” Lucifer repeated slowly, the gears in his head creaking into motion. It was a stupid idea. Grade A, grass-finished bullshit. But he’d felt a spark when he’d heard her sing, and he’d be absolutely damned if he lost it now.
Perhaps she could sense it, too, because she took one curious look at his face before pinching the bridge of her nose. “I feel like I am going to regret asking this, but… what?”
“If I tell you, you have to promise that you’ll hear me out to the end, okay? And, uh, maybe not punch me.”
“...I reserve the right to punch you if necessary.”
“Right. Okay. That’s fair.”
Lucifer took a deep breath.
“I have a business proposition for you.”
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A chance encounter between Lucifer Morningstar, CEO of Eden Holdings, and Alastor Foucher, a fiery jazz singer determined to make her own way in the world, results in a very unusual business arrangement: Alastor will help Lucifer entertain various clients during a week of social engagements in exchange for financial and material support. Her only condition? Absolutely no sex. But what will happen as their feelings start to grow?
A human!AU inspired by the film "Pretty Woman."