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The Anachronism Protocol by peachycrisis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Clone High, Five Nights at Freddy's, Fairly OddParents, The Cat in the Hat - Dr. Seuss, Historical RPF
30 Sep 2025
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Summary
The Hazbin Hotel, a hub for Hell's hopeful redemptions, was violently interrupted by a Five-Way Pile-Up of Existential Dread right on its well-manicured lawn. A catastrophic convergence event, caused by a glitching AI and a poorly executed wish, has smashed together disparate realities, depositing a truly bizarre collection of interdimensional refugees onto Princess Charlie Morningstar's doorstep.
Now, the hotel is overbooked with a talking, rhyming Cat in the Hat (who is terrified of profanity), a group of traumatized Digital Circus performers (led by a maniacal AI), a haunted crew of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza animatronics (still soul-bound and seeking an exit), the magical and chaotic Fairly OddParents family (minus a crucial rulebook), and the historically-confused teens of Clone High (who are beginning to have very inconvenient flashbacks).
At this point, the only ones who could save them are a digital rabbit, a bunch of scrap metal, and a 16-year-old clone who gets possessed by a man who has been dead since 1963.
It’s an interdimensional meet-cute, but instead of romance, it's utter, glorious chaos, just like a certain someone likes it.