Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
The Beast Of Rossignol by Maramayfly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
(Formatting issues have been fixed <3)
Something is terrorising the quaint French village of Rossignol.
The beast has evidently made its way from Gévaudan, goats are being beheaded and villagers are vanishing in broad daylight. Father Aziraphale is doing his best to soothe the town's hysteria in the face of this mysterious, seemingly supernatural enemy.. One he isn't sure actually even exists.
But then an equally mysterious, red-headed trader arrives, peddling Snake Oil and grand tales of heroics, armed with a crossbow and the promise of a pound of Beastly flesh.
It seems their prayers may well have been answered....
"..And woe betide any sceptical monk who would stand in the way of a damn good story!"
