Work Text:
| Me + Hardison | Me + Eliot | Hardison + Eliot | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Living Together | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Going on Dates | Often - We have actual times we call "dates", and usually they involve food or movies or when I win our bets things like bungee jumping. | Sometimes - We never call them dates but we do some of the same things that Hardison and I do. | Less often - I think. But sometimes they go out to dinner or concerts or places that I don't want to go together. |
| Vent Practice | Yes but he hates it | Yes and he appreciates it | No |
| Kissing | Sometimes | No | Maybe?? |
| Hugging | Several times a day | Maybe a few times a week | Only when one of them's stressed |
|
Sleeping Next to Each Other |
Sometimes | Less often | Often |
| Taking Jobs | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Pretending(?) to Date for a Con | Yes | Yes | Yes but Eliot grumbles about it for days |
| Make each other feel "fluttery" | I still don't really know what this means, but Hardison's heartbeat speeds up when we touch sometimes. Mine has like five times but it doesn't usually. | I don't think so? Not for me. Eliot's better at regulating his breathing and heartbeat though so maybe that's why. | Maybe?? |
| Share money (not counting the team money) | No but we also don't worry about who pays for stuff when we're out | No but we still buy things for each other sometimes | I don't think so but they also make stupid bets with each other all the time |
| Spend time with / care about each other's families | Archie likes Hardison and Nana and some of Hardison's siblings like me | Archie likes Eliot though not quite as much. Eliot doesn't like to spend time with his dad, so we don't really know him. | Nana loves Eliot and some of Hardison's siblings like him too. |
Hey babe, we...are definitely dating? As long as you want to be???
Dammit Parker, that's not how dating....do you even want to be dating me? Look, if you have a problem with the way we do anything, tell me, or Hardison, okay? But otherwise? It's us. It's working. As long as it's working, it is what it is.