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1. Pizza Night by TheExplorer

   Fandoms: Battleborn (Video Game)  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   13 Jun 2016

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Orendi
   • Verod Rath
   • Toby
   • Deande
   • Mellka
   • Trevor Ghalt
   • Kleese
   • Alani
   • Montana (Battleborn)
   • Oscar Mike
   • Ambra
   • Boldur
   • Food Fight
   • Crack
   • This whole thing is a shitpost I finished at 2am
   • Do not expect the characterization to be that accurate

   Summary

   It’s Kleese’s turn to cook on the Nova, and he’s managed to discover that oregano has a very peculiar effect on the Jennerit. (Based on conversations with leaddyborn and dreadwind on tumblr that oregano is like catnip for the Jennerit. I wrote this at 2am, the characterization is probably awful, but it's basically crack so I'm just posting it.)

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