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1. All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Oliver Wood
   • George Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hannah Abbott
   • Angelina Johnson
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Michael Corner
   • Cormac McLaggen
   • Katie Bell
   • Romilda Vane
   • Demelza Robins
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Padma Patil
   • Parvati Patil
   • Theodore Nott
   • Lavender Brown
   • Tracey Davis (Harry Potter)
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Dean Thomas
   • Romance
   • Humor
   • Pining
   • Pining Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy
   • Mild Angst
   • but only because harry is a silly boy
   • Inspired by Love Island
   • Reality TV
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Muggle Technology
   • Eventual Smut
   • Smut
   • Because is it Love Island if there's no sex?
   • It's also not Love Island if there aren't love quadrangles happening
   • Not to worry Harry and Draco are not in them (or are they?)
   • Minor Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Minor Hannah Abbott/Neville Longbottom
   • Minor Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini
   • Minor Angelina Johnson/George Weasley
   • Minor Hannah Abbott/Theodore Nott
   • Minor Gregory Goyle/Luna Lovegood
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • And many more couples
   • Seriously it's kissing musical chairs
   • Bottom Draco Malfoy/Top Harry Potter
   • Implied Switching
   • Quidditch Player Harry Potter
   • Fashion Designer Draco Malfoy
   • Illustrations
   • Art
   • Digital Art
   • Forbidden Love
   • kinda lol

   Summary

   Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.

   He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.

   And then Draco Malfoy walks in.

   Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.

   —

   Or: “oh no, he’s hot”

   —

   Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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