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    Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.

    He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.

    And then Draco Malfoy walks in.

    Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.

    Or: “oh no, he’s hot”

    Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.

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