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1. The Fuck Ups by neilistic, PandaPatronus, Posie_Rosie_Daisie

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Set in Jail
   • At Christmas
   • that's pretty much it
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Banter
   • Fellatio Interruptus
   • Harry Potter is So Done
   • DWAT
   • With my sincerest apologies to the citizens of Middle Wallop

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy is settling down to spend his Christmas locked up in the fine facilities at the Middle Wallop DMLE outpost (aka jail), when a sozzled Hermione Granger turns up to ruin his serenity, all rumpled and glum and maybe quite sexy if you like that sort of thing (he unequivocally does like that sort of thing).

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