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1. It Looks Ugly, But It's Clean by BlitzenDoggo

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ramsay Bolton/Theon Greyjoy
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Talisa Maegyr/Robb Stark
   • Ramsay Bolton
   • Theon Greyjoy
   • Robb Stark
   • Minor Characters
   • Talisa Maegyr
   • Ramsay Bolton's Dogs
   • Abusive Relationships
   • Warning: Ramsay Bolton
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
   • Physical Abuse
   • Physical Disability
   • Theon's Hands are fucked up
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Smoking
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • POV Theon Greyjoy
   • Robb Stark is a Gift
   • Hand Feeding
   • Implied/Referenced Kidnapping
   • Implied/Referenced Murder
   • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism

   Summary

   Robb wants to meet Theon’s new boyfriend, Ramsay Bolton. It goes very well for everyone except Theon, who has to walk the careful wire of not upsetting his boyfriend while trying to get his himbo best friend to realize he’s in danger.

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   English

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