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1. Kiss Me, Dead Man by SleepySoba

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Jasper Hale/Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Jasper Hale
   • Alice Cullen
   • Edward Cullen
   • Emmett Cullen
   • Rosalie Hale
   • Carlisle Cullen
   • Esme Cullen
   • Harry Potter
   • Crack
   • Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
   • Reincarnation
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Gothic
   • chaotic neutral
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Major Jasper Whitlock
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • No Bashing

   Summary

   Vampires sparkle, and werewolves don't go feral.

   Fan-fucking-tastic.

   As a self-proclaimed GenZ memelord, Marshall Jones has a few things to say about that.

   The most important being addressed to that undead cowboy in the corner. "Hey, bbg." Finger guns™️.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,458

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   53

   Bookmarks:

   14

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