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1. The Queen’s Backside by oorsprong, rudbeckia

   Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (Rathbone Movies), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson
   • Lestrade (Sherlock Holmes)
   • Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes)
   • Victorian Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Kissing
   • Implied/Referenced Sex

   Summary

   Watson bent down reflexively to press a chaste kiss to his mouth and briefly glanced around for risk assessment when his eyes caught the portrait of the queen and he let out a soft sound of dismay.

   “What’s wrong, old fellow?”

   “Did you ever notice how paintings seem to follow you with their eyes?”

   “Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa is said to possess that quality but surely you aren’t referring to Sir Henry’s gift…”

   Watson stood up to put a more modest distance between them. “I certainly am! I can’t go cavorting around with Her Majesty’s eyes on me!”

   Series

   • Part 16 of Rathbone and Bruce era Holmes/Watson coauthored fics

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   English

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   2,337

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