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“Janey you’re soooo lucky”
“Huh? What are you talking about Darce?”
“I mean gods, just look at Thor!! He’s so ughhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm..”
“uh…”
“And look at that wonderful biceps Jane!!”
“…”
“The way his muscles flex”
“Darce…”
“And then that very tempting ass of his, just so yum.”
“hmmm…”
“And then when he looks at you he just glows and smiles that… that… Oh I don’t know!! You Jane Foster are lucky to have a man like that!!”
“I know”
“Gods, I hate you sometimes”
“You know you love me”
“No, I love Thor’s ample butt.”
“Darcyyy”
“Jane, no. Just no. I hate you right now.”
“…”
“Fine, I love you.”
“I know”
“I hate you.”
“maybe you’ll find a man like that someday”
“I don’t think so Thor’s only one in a million.”
“True”
“Maybe I should start doing Science! as well.”
“Darce, no.”
“Jane, yes.”
“You’re going to meet a man one day Darce that will make you think he’s much better than Thor”
“hmm… I don’t think so, Thor’s my number one man in the world.”
“Sometimes I think that you’re just here to ogle at my man”
“Duh. What else am I here for?”
“*sighs* just give me some pop tarts”
“okie dokie Boss Lady”