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“It was an accident, is what I’m saying. I’m sort of like… accidentally undead.”
“As opposed to the rest of us, who were turned via extravagant ceremonial ritual. Sacrificial goats are optional."
“Really?”
Raphael stares.
“No.”
Or: Simon tries to write a How-To guidebook for the recently undead, tries to work out how to be a person and a vampire at the same time, and tries Raphael's patience to all-new levels. There's a whole lot of trying involved, basically.