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    Frank would love to give the motherfucker who decided to host SAEM in Phoenix this year (in fucking August) a piece of his mind.

    He would also love to hold Mel’s hand in the street, kiss her knuckles individually and lick ice cream from her tits.

    Instead he was stuck with Dennis Whitaker.

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