Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. When life gives you a gun, you're gonna shoot. by Quinme

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   05 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Papyrus (Undertale)/Reader
   • Mafiafell Sans/Reader
   • Mafiafell Papyrus/Reader
   • Sans (Underfell)
   • Papyrus (Underfell)
   • Edgy - Character
   • Red
   • Reader
   • Original Character
   • Guns
   • mafia
   • mafiafell
   • Violence
   • hiding your gender
   • mc have a name but represent a reader
   • POV Second Person
   • Uncomfortable Moments
   • fight
   • NSFW
   • Slow Burn
   • long start
   • Romance
   • Magic
   • mc doesn't know about monsters or magic
   • Thief
   • Blood
   • Slow Romance
   • Gender Disguise
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Healthy relationships eventually
   • Eventual Happy Ending

   Summary

   One moment you were on the call with your friend, the next you are in a shady dark alley, pressed by... a crocodile in fedora?

   Life is confusing, and you have no damn idea where you even are and what will come next.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   172,455

   Chapters:

   18/?

   Comments:

   264

   Kudos:

   223

   Bookmarks:

   51

   Hits:

   5,480