Darth Stitch's Thorin Muse responds to a reader's reaction. And as usual, he's an idiot. A majestic one, to be sure. And of course, Fili and Kili won't be standing for that.
A "DVD Extra" to After All This Time - Old Loves and Faded Romances
You'll note that my Fili and Kili Muses seem to be the worst instigators of my Bagginshield Plot Bunnies. All I can say is that they really, REALLY want Bilbo to be their second uncle!
This is not up for discussion.
The… Hobbit…. is best left alone with a fond memory and I will not hear anything further said about this matter.
- Thorin Oakenshield
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The Readers, obviously, reacted not very well to our Majestic Idiot's Commentary. And naturally, Fili and Kili were not about to let this slide!
dragons-bones said: *headdesk*
deliriumoverdelusion said: *keens quietly into the night*
Wait, wait, wait - THAT DWARF SMITH WAS UNCLE THORIN?!!!
Oh sweet Mahal. I should’ve known it. Bilbo said you sort of look like his smith, enough to be his son…
Well, family resemblance and all that, after all.
Try not to puff up too much, little brother, we haven’t time to buy you new clothes, you know.
Never mind that! What are we going to do about Uncle Thorin?
Do? Who says we should be doing anything?
Fee, I absolutely refuse to stand by like this while Uncle Thorin has his head up his arse and Uncle Bilbo pines away for his Not Actually Lost Love. It’s not on!
It’s not our place -
Do you or do you not want to see Uncle Thorin and Uncle Bilbo happy?
Yes. They both deserve happiness. All right, little brother. Let’s do this. And … “Uncle” Bilbo?
I like him. And he makes the best cakes EVER. And he’s a… what do these folk call him…. a BAMF! Yes! He’ll be good for Thorin.
Do you even know what BAMF stands for?
It means Uncle Bilbo.
Point taken, little brother. All right, gentlefolk, don’t fret. We’ll do something about this. Apologies for our uncle - unfortunately, he can get rather stubborn about things.
Fili and Kili!
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