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1. Welcome to Halloweentown by Slytheremm for emmeonpaper

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Theodore Nott/The Bloody Baron (Harry Potter)
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • The Bloody Baron (Harry Potter)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Halloweentown - Freeform
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • This is Nott a Cult
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Theomione
   • ghost - Freeform
   • Ghost Sex
   • Smut
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Crossover
   • Anal Sex
   • Coming Untouched
   • bussy
   • A.N.A.L. Collection
   • Absolutely Need A Lobotomy

   Summary

   My Dearest Grandson (Dylan if you’re reading this, no you’re not),

   Theodore, it pains me dearly to ask you of this, but I am in dire need of potion ingredients, and these knees just aren’t what they used to be. I’ve spent too many years kneeling in phallic worship, and I’m afraid it’s all rather caught up to me. Would you please be a dear and gather the ingredients for me?

   Hair of a werewolf
   Fangs of a Vampire
   Sweat of a Ghost

   They shouldn’t be too inconvenient to find in town; your cousin Marnie was able to find them at a much younger age and with no tutelage in the wixen arts. Oh! And let that pretty girlfriend of yours know she is more than welcome to join us for dinner – I’m positively dying to meet her.

   Love,
   Grandma Aggie

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